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[Checkmate]

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phoning me

call him bad names and hang up.

i did and he phoned again and said do you like baked boobs Is
that 100% confirmed?

no , it's only 99.999

prolly wasn't him then.

he's still doing it he just said bill's a stuffer

What kind of stuff does Bill stuff?

stuffy stuff i guess

Is it sticky stuffy stuff that Bill stuffs?

it's assorted stuffable stuff

Is it stuffable cheez stylee stuff that Bill stuffs?

I'm going to ease in on your beat
I'm going to shuffle when I move my feet
I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thang
Until I make your whole thang twang
I'm going to do things to your stuff
(Stuffs and things and things and stuff)
I got my guitar by my side
I got a band full of music, let's take a ride
I'll be flying somewhere in the stratosphere
But at the same time I'll be right here
Doing my utmost to your stuff
(Stuff and things and things and stuff things)
I'm going to move in on your groove
I'm gonna syncopate, good God, I'm gonna be so cool
I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thangs
Until I make your whole thang twang
I'm gonna do things to your stuff

I'm gonna add some bottom
So that the dancers just won't hide
You might like to hear my organ
I said "Ride Sally ride"

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[Checkmate]

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.
phoning me

I wanted to ask you if you had Sir Walter Raleigh in a can.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved


"They trust me. Dumb fucks."
-Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook

[Sn!pe]

Checkmate <***@The.Edge> wrote:

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Post by Checkmate

he's still doing it he just said bill's a stuffer

What kind of stuff does Bill stuff?

stuffy stuff i guess

Is it sticky stuffy stuff that Bill stuffs?

it's assorted stuffable stuff

Is it stuffable cheez stylee stuff that Bill stuffs?

I'm going to ease in on your beat
I'm going to shuffle when I move my feet
I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thang
Until I make your whole thang twang
I'm going to do things to your stuff
(Stuffs and things and things and stuff)
I got my guitar by my side
I got a band full of music, let's take a ride
I'll be flying somewhere in the stratosphere
But at the same time I'll be right here
Doing my utmost to your stuff
(Stuff and things and things and stuff things)
I'm going to move in on your groove
I'm gonna syncopate, good God, I'm gonna be so cool
I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thangs
Until I make your whole thang twang
I'm gonna do things to your stuff

I'm gonna add some bottom
So that the dancers just won't hide
You might like to hear my organ
I said "Ride Sally ride"
http://youtu.be/Jn2PNlhvy8E

Does Bill get on up when he's stuffing his stuff?

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Post by Sn!pe
[...]

Post by Checkmate

he's still doing it he just said bill's a stuffer

What kind of stuff does Bill stuff?

stuffy stuff i guess

Is it sticky stuffy stuff that Bill stuffs?

it's assorted stuffable stuff

Is it stuffable cheez stylee stuff that Bill stuffs?

I'm going to ease in on your beat
I'm going to shuffle when I move my feet
I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thang
Until I make your whole thang twang
I'm going to do things to your stuff
(Stuffs and things and things and stuff)
I got my guitar by my side
I got a band full of music, let's take a ride
I'll be flying somewhere in the stratosphere
But at the same time I'll be right here
Doing my utmost to your stuff
(Stuff and things and things and stuff things)
I'm going to move in on your groove
I'm gonna syncopate, good God, I'm gonna be so cool
I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thangs
Until I make your whole thang twang
I'm gonna do things to your stuff

I'm gonna add some bottom
So that the dancers just won't hide
You might like to hear my organ
I said "Ride Sally ride"
http://youtu.be/Jn2PNlhvy8E

Does Bill get on up when he's stuffing his stuff?

poor bill