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Janithor
2020-03-25 09:59:18 UTC
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You just need the right amulets.

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2020-03-25 11:05:02 UTC
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You just need the right amulets.
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
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2020-03-25 14:11:27 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
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2020-03-25 22:11:12 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
Don't worry satan will get you too!
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2020-03-25 22:17:27 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
Don't worry satan will get you too!
Stan is a pussy.
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2020-03-25 22:45:14 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
Don't worry satan will get you too!
Stan is a pussy.
i'm going to get got
Sn!pe
2020-03-25 23:05:05 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
Don't worry satan will get you too!
Stan is a pussy.
i'm going to get got
I t'ought I taw a puddy tat...
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2020-03-25 22:47:08 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
Don't worry satan will get you too!
Stan is a pussy.
Santa is satan.
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2020-03-25 22:49:28 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
Don't worry satan will get you too!
Stan is a pussy.
Santa is satan.
jeremiah was a bullfrog
Sn!pe
2020-03-25 23:06:37 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
Don't worry satan will get you too!
Stan is a pussy.
Santa is satan.
jeremiah was a bullfrog
lol How do you follow that!
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The Right And The Powerful
2020-03-25 23:10:02 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
Don't worry satan will get you too!
Stan is a pussy.
Santa is satan.
jeremiah was a bullfrog
lol How do you follow that!
I makes perfect sense.
Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
2020-03-25 23:14:06 UTC
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jeremiah was a bullfrog
lol How do you follow that!
Easy. Try keeping your pie hole shut for once.
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2020-03-25 23:09:24 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
Don't worry satan will get you too!
Stan is a pussy.
Santa is satan.
jeremiah was a bullfrog
He was a good friend of mine.
Skeeter
2020-03-26 09:05:10 UTC
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Don't worry, satan will get the bad ones.
you shut you face
Don't worry satan will get you too!
Stan is a pussy.
Santa is satan.
jeremiah was a bullfrog
He was a good friend of mine.
i never understood a single word he said
mixed nuts
2020-03-25 14:26:04 UTC
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You just need the right amulets.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/local-mexico-gov-ramp-covid-19-responses-amlo-holds-200323150122699.html
Thoughts and prayers always work.
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2020-03-25 14:38:24 UTC
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You just need the right amulets.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/local-mexico-gov-ramp-covid-19-responses-amlo-holds-200323150122699.html
Thoughts and prayers always work.
Especially brown ones, they're very special.
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2020-03-25 15:19:59 UTC
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You just need the right amulets.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/local-mexico-gov-ramp-covid-19-responses-amlo-holds-200323150122699.html
Thoughts and prayers always work.
Especially brown ones, they're very special.
if you ever meet one disrespect them ,
they see that as a sign of welcoming
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2020-03-25 22:22:37 UTC
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You just need the right amulets.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/local-mexico-gov-ramp-covid-19-responses-amlo-holds-200323150122699.html
If those hawt Mexican babes used condoms more effectively (fuck what the
Pope says), they would't be fighting the virus today.

Damn dopes!
MK
2020-03-26 03:02:11 UTC
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You just need the right amulets.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/local-mexico-gov-ramp-covid-19-responses-amlo-holds-200323150122699.html
That would explain why I ran into those stupid brown people at the Walmart
Supercenter yesterday afternoon. I was wearing a medical mask and gloves,
keeping my distance behind an older woman that just stopped in her tracks,
and would not go down the aisle. She stood there staring for a couple of
minutes, then walked to the next aisle. I started down the aisle, and
grandma, accompanied by her two daughters (I presume) and 3 children between
5-8 years old were blocking the entire aisle. Grandma was pushing the cart,
but stopped so she could play a game on her Iphone. Daughter was trying to
help her, while other daughter was on her phone, the kids were wild and
touching everything! The little one stepped up on the basket, wiping his
face all over the basket, the adults totally preoccupied. They were
blocking the cleaning aisle, and no one would dare go down the aisle, or
tell them to move on, because that would be racist, trying to save their
lives.

Walmart needs to start banning children and groups of more than 2 people.
This brand new Walmart has lots of brand new grassy areas, like half a
football field. One daughter could have taken the kids for a walk in the
grass, while the other adults shopped, but they would have just played games
on their phones longer.

Thankfully, most people here are not that way, just the ones that cannot
speak English.
vallor
2020-03-26 07:39:54 UTC
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You just need the right amulets.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/local-mexico-gov-ramp-covid-19-
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That would explain why I ran into those stupid brown people at the
Walmart Supercenter yesterday afternoon. I was wearing a medical mask
and gloves, keeping my distance behind an older woman that just stopped
in her tracks, and would not go down the aisle. She stood there staring
for a couple of minutes, then walked to the next aisle. I started down
the aisle, and grandma, accompanied by her two daughters (I presume) and
3 children between 5-8 years old were blocking the entire aisle.
Grandma was pushing the cart,
but stopped so she could play a game on her Iphone. Daughter was trying
to help her, while other daughter was on her phone, the kids were wild
and touching everything! The little one stepped up on the basket,
wiping his face all over the basket, the adults totally preoccupied.
They were blocking the cleaning aisle, and no one would dare go down the
aisle, or tell them to move on, because that would be racist, trying to
save their lives.
Walmart needs to start banning children and groups of more than 2
people. This brand new Walmart has lots of brand new grassy areas, like
half a football field. One daughter could have taken the kids for a
walk in the grass, while the other adults shopped, but they would have
just played games on their phones longer.
Thankfully, most people here are not that way, just the ones that cannot
speak English.
I'm going to use an old piece of chalk to mark this spot for Janithor,
and just move on.
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Janithor
2020-03-26 08:33:58 UTC
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You just need the right amulets.
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Post by MK
That would explain why I ran into those stupid brown people at the
Walmart Supercenter yesterday afternoon. I was wearing a medical mask
and gloves, keeping my distance behind an older woman that just stopped
in her tracks, and would not go down the aisle. She stood there staring
for a couple of minutes, then walked to the next aisle. I started down
the aisle, and grandma, accompanied by her two daughters (I presume) and
3 children between 5-8 years old were blocking the entire aisle.
Grandma was pushing the cart,
but stopped so she could play a game on her Iphone. Daughter was trying
to help her, while other daughter was on her phone, the kids were wild
and touching everything! The little one stepped up on the basket,
wiping his face all over the basket, the adults totally preoccupied.
They were blocking the cleaning aisle, and no one would dare go down the
aisle, or tell them to move on, because that would be racist, trying to
save their lives.
Walmart needs to start banning children and groups of more than 2
people. This brand new Walmart has lots of brand new grassy areas, like
half a football field. One daughter could have taken the kids for a
walk in the grass, while the other adults shopped, but they would have
just played games on their phones longer.
Thankfully, most people here are not that way, just the ones that cannot
speak English.
I'm going to use an old piece of chalk to mark this spot for Janithor,
and just move on.
I had a brown family like that come over to check on me, kids were
behaving the same way. They took oranges from my tree. The oldest was
sad that I couldn't go to his birthday. I told the brown mom (in
espanol, a brown language) that when this all over we have to have a big
party all 3 of them, rent the big inflatable jumping room and all that.
The brown dad will make carne asada I'm sure, and I'll be the only white
guy there. Because pointing out skin color is so freakin important, you
see.
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2020-03-26 15:26:47 UTC
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You just need the right amulets.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/local-mexico-gov-ramp-covid-19-
responses-amlo-holds-200323150122699.html
Post by MK
That would explain why I ran into those stupid brown people at the
Walmart Supercenter yesterday afternoon.  I was wearing a medical mask
and gloves, keeping my distance behind an older woman that just stopped
in her tracks, and would not go down the aisle. She stood there staring
for a couple of minutes, then walked to the next aisle.  I started down
the aisle, and grandma, accompanied by her two daughters (I presume) and
3 children between 5-8 years old were blocking the entire aisle.
Grandma was pushing the cart,
but stopped so she could play a game on her Iphone.  Daughter was trying
to help her, while other daughter was on her phone, the kids were wild
and touching everything!  The little one stepped up on the basket,
wiping his face all over the basket, the adults totally preoccupied.
They were blocking the cleaning aisle, and no one would dare go down the
aisle, or tell them to move on, because that would be racist, trying to
save their lives.
Walmart needs to start banning children and groups of more than 2
people. This brand new Walmart has lots of brand new grassy areas, like
half a football field.  One daughter could have taken the kids for a
walk in the grass, while the other adults shopped, but they would have
just played games on their phones longer.
Thankfully, most people here are not that way, just the ones that cannot
speak English.
I'm going to use an old piece of chalk to mark this spot for Janithor,
and just move on.
I had a brown family like that come over to check on me, kids were
behaving the same way.  They took oranges from my tree.  The oldest was
sad that I couldn't go to his birthday.  I told the brown mom (in
espanol, a brown language) that when this all over we have to have a big
party all 3 of them, rent the big inflatable jumping room and all that.
The brown dad will make carne asada I'm sure, and I'll be the only white
guy there.  Because pointing out skin color is so freakin important, you
see.
Language and skin color are important, when you're trying to save lives,
prevent crime, and grow the economy faster than it has ever been grown
before. You should know that.

I'm thinking of carnitas for next week, with guacamole, Pico de Gallo,
sour cream, taco cheese, and a bucket of frijoles negros refritos. I got
the tortillas already. They're in the freezer.
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Janithor
2020-03-27 00:43:24 UTC
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Language and skin color are important, when you're trying to save lives,
prevent crime, and grow the economy faster than it has ever been grown
before.  You should know that.
I'm thinking of carnitas for next week, with guacamole, Pico de Gallo,
sour cream, taco cheese, and a bucket of frijoles negros refritos. I got
the tortillas already.  They're in the freezer.
Cultural appropriation noted and recorded.
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2020-03-27 00:55:27 UTC
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Language and skin color are important, when you're trying to save lives,
prevent crime, and grow the economy faster than it has ever been grown
before. You should know that.
I'm thinking of carnitas for next week, with guacamole, Pico de Gallo,
sour cream, taco cheese, and a bucket of frijoles negros refritos. I got
the tortillas already. They're in the freezer.
Cultural appropriation noted and recorded.
I love mixed nuts! <blush>
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2020-03-28 09:03:43 UTC
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Language and skin color are important, when you're trying to save lives,
prevent crime, and grow the economy faster than it has ever been grown
before. You should know that.
I'm thinking of carnitas for next week, with guacamole, Pico de Gallo,
sour cream, taco cheese, and a bucket of frijoles negros refritos. I got
the tortillas already. They're in the freezer.
Cultural appropriation noted and recorded.
I love mixed nuts! <blush>
Good! Go chase HIM for awhile.
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Language and skin color are important, when you're trying to save lives,
prevent crime, and grow the economy faster than it has ever been grown
before. You should know that.
I'm thinking of carnitas for next week, with guacamole, Pico de Gallo,
sour cream, taco cheese, and a bucket of frijoles negros refritos. I got
the tortillas already. They're in the freezer.
Cultural appropriation noted and recorded.
I love mixed nuts! <blush>
Good! Go chase HIM for awhile.
OMG! You latch on to any stinky bait! I thought more highly of you!
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Language and skin color are important, when you're trying to save lives,
prevent crime, and grow the economy faster than it has ever been grown
before. You should know that.
I'm thinking of carnitas for next week, with guacamole, Pico de Gallo,
sour cream, taco cheese, and a bucket of frijoles negros refritos. I got
the tortillas already. They're in the freezer.
Cultural appropriation noted and recorded.
I love mixed nuts! <blush>
Good! Go chase HIM for awhile.
OMG! You latch on to any stinky bait! I thought more highly of you!
Well don't, because I don't think very highly of ***@all.
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Language and skin color are important, when you're trying to save lives,
prevent crime, and grow the economy faster than it has ever been grown
before. You should know that.
I'm thinking of carnitas for next week, with guacamole, Pico de Gallo,
sour cream, taco cheese, and a bucket of frijoles negros refritos.
I
got
the tortillas already. They're in the freezer.
Cultural appropriation noted and recorded.
I love mixed nuts! <blush>
Good! Go chase HIM for awhile.
OMG! You latch on to any stinky bait! I thought more highly of you!
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