Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you would
be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
Puts on thinking cap.... But, Colonel, if a parent watches his
or her children peeing to make sure they are not peeing all
over the toilet seat is that voyeurism? No, it's just good
parenting. Now, God is our Father so if he watches us
pee he is just being a good and involved parent. And,
besides, God is all-seeing and all knowing so He just can't
help seeing us using the toilet.
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately,
to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I
could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came
to die, discover that I had not lived.--Henry David Thoreau