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DOES JESUS WATCH URINATE?
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-02-17 22:57:50 UTC
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Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...

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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-02-17 23:05:39 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-02-17 23:54:14 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you would
be an exhibitionist.

Think about that...
%
2020-02-17 23:55:20 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you would
be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
no
Snit
2020-02-18 00:12:09 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you would
be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
no
And God is everywhere... including your toilet. Ew.
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Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity. They
cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel
somehow superior by attacking the messenger.

They cling to their attacks and ignore the message time and time again.
%
2020-02-18 00:16:20 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you
would be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
no
And God is everywhere...  including your toilet. Ew.
everybody is everywhere
Snit
2020-02-18 00:18:45 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you
would be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
no
And God is everywhere...  including your toilet. Ew.
everybody is everywhere
So is nobody.
--
Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity. They
cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel
somehow superior by attacking the messenger.

They cling to their attacks and ignore the message time and time again.
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2020-02-18 00:20:32 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you
would be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
no
And God is everywhere...  including your toilet. Ew.
everybody is everywhere
So is nobody.
there is no nobody
Snit
2020-02-18 00:23:12 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you
would be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
no
And God is everywhere...  including your toilet. Ew.
everybody is everywhere
So is nobody.
there is no nobody
Nobody is nobody.
--
Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity. They
cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel
somehow superior by attacking the messenger.

They cling to their attacks and ignore the message time and time again.
%
2020-02-18 00:26:30 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe
you shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you
would be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
no
And God is everywhere...  including your toilet. Ew.
everybody is everywhere
So is nobody.
there is no nobody
Nobody is nobody.
almost
David
2020-02-18 00:24:13 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you
would be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
no
And God is everywhere...  including your toilet. Ew.
everybody is everywhere

Snit
2020-02-18 00:28:30 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you
would be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
no
And God is everywhere...  including your toilet. Ew.
everybody is everywhere
http://youtu.be/4ES-1fv1xhA
LOL! Have heard the joke but not seen it put to video.

By the way, check secret channel 17-B-Tinman.

If Diesel finds it that is cool. If not, well so be it.
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Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity. They
cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel
somehow superior by attacking the messenger.

They cling to their attacks and ignore the message time and time again.
David
2020-02-18 00:52:48 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you
would be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
no
And God is everywhere...  including your toilet. Ew.
everybody is everywhere
http://youtu.be/4ES-1fv1xhA
LOL! Have heard the joke but not seen it put to video.
:-)
Post by Snit
By the way, check secret channel 17-B-Tinman.
I don't understand the code .... but did understand the message! ;-)
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If Diesel finds it that is cool. If not, well so be it.
Diesel ought to get a life!
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David
Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
2020-02-17 23:58:12 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you would
be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
Puts on thinking cap.... But, Colonel, if a parent watches his
or her children peeing to make sure they are not peeing all
over the toilet seat is that voyeurism? No, it's just good
parenting. Now, God is our Father so if he watches us
pee he is just being a good and involved parent. And,
besides, God is all-seeing and all knowing so He just can't
help seeing us using the toilet.
--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately,
to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I
could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came
to die, discover that I had not lived.--Henry David Thoreau
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-02-18 00:08:25 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you would
be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
Puts on thinking cap.... But, Colonel, if a parent watches his
or her children peeing to make sure they are not peeing all
over the toilet seat is that voyeurism? No, it's just good
parenting. Now, God is our Father so if he watches us
pee he is just being a good and involved parent. And,
besides, God is all-seeing and all knowing so He just can't
help seeing us using the toilet.
Okay, but what does Jesus think when he watches a feller pullin' his pud
on the shitter? That can't be good??
Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
2020-02-18 00:11:57 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you would
be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
Puts on thinking cap.... But, Colonel, if a parent watches his
or her children peeing to make sure they are not peeing all
over the toilet seat is that voyeurism? No, it's just good
parenting. Now, God is our Father so if he watches us
pee he is just being a good and involved parent. And,
besides, God is all-seeing and all knowing so He just can't
help seeing us using the toilet.
Okay, but what does Jesus think when he watches a feller pullin' his pud
on the shitter? That can't be good??
No, pulling one's pud on the toilet is sinful. God
created Darlene to do that sort of thing. LOL.
--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately,
to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I
could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came
to die, discover that I had not lived.--Henry David Thoreau
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-02-18 05:45:13 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Well, just to be on the safe side, if he does that is, maybe you
shouldn't wank yer crank in the toilet.
Think about it...
https://i.redd.it/9j67u7l7ie331.jpg
If Jesus watches you pee, that makes he/she/it a voyeur, and you would
be an exhibitionist.
Think about that...
Puts on thinking cap.... But, Colonel, if a parent watches his
or her children peeing to make sure they are not peeing all
over the toilet seat is that voyeurism? No, it's just good
parenting. Now, God is our Father so if he watches us
pee he is just being a good and involved parent. And,
besides, God is all-seeing and all knowing so He just can't
help seeing us using the toilet.
Okay, but what does Jesus think when he watches a feller pullin' his pud
on the shitter? That can't be good??
No, pulling one's pud on the toilet is sinful. God
created Darlene to do that sort of thing. LOL.
OMG! DARLENE, WILL YOU BE MY BRIDE?!!

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