James McMurtry... "Airline Agent"
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2020-02-17 17:15:30 UTC
A cunt tree western song I actually like...

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2020-02-17 17:19:50 UTC
On Mon, 17 Feb 2020 09:15:30 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; The Pathetic
Anti-Muslim Wannabe Homegrown Terrorist Posting as "💩
<***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in


does it remind you of the cunt tree you fell out of?

"nads" won't comment on this poast...


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2020-02-21 18:17:49 UTC
Post by Checkmate
A cunt tree western song I actually like...
I like James quite a bit but I'm not sure
I'd call him just country. He's a hell of
a story teller, whatever style it is.

Choctaw Bingo is killer with the video. <long>