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Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
2020-03-21 19:45:18 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.

Disgusting creatures.
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2020-03-21 19:49:56 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
you can't even be honest about what time you go to bed
LinuxGal
2020-03-21 20:00:46 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
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2020-03-21 20:10:26 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
2020-03-21 20:19:06 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
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Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
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2020-03-21 20:28:10 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
right , you blow it all back on your ass and pull it into your pants
Raven
2020-03-21 21:30:46 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
Did you piss sitting down on your lunch pail
when you lived on that dinghy in teh swamp? 8^)
Sergio
2020-03-24 17:25:50 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and cabinets.  Wome may
piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
Did you piss sitting down on your lunch pail
when you lived on that dinghy in teh swamp? 8^)
ha! my 6 year old son got busted for pissing in daycare teachers purse.
Checkmate
2020-03-22 18:06:32 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 16:19:06 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
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2020-03-22 18:10:03 UTC
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When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
But boys always miss the rim, yessiree bub.
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Mitchell Holman
2020-03-22 18:19:00 UTC
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When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
But boys always miss the rim, yessiree bub.
Ever cleaned movie theater restrooms?

Trust me, the girls restrooms are FAR
grosser than the mens. Even the women cleanup
staff avoided them.
LinuxGal
2020-03-22 21:01:13 UTC
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Trust me, the girls restrooms are FAR
grosser than the mens. Even the women cleanup
staff avoided them.
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2020-03-23 03:54:09 UTC
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Trust me, the girls restrooms are FAR
grosser than the mens. Even the women cleanup
staff avoided them.
https://badinage1.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/why-girls-travel-in-pairs-to-the-bathroom.jpg
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2020-03-22 18:17:21 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
it does
MK
2020-03-23 03:26:06 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
You've got to be trolling again, man. LOL
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2020-03-25 11:53:21 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
You've got to be trolling again, man. LOL
No, I really thought that.
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Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
2020-03-21 20:17:56 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
LOL!
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essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
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2020-03-21 20:23:14 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
It comes out of one box, and then out of another box. LOL, etc...
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2020-03-21 20:33:43 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
It comes out of one box, and then out of another box. LOL, etc...
Pee vids are awesome!
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2020-03-22 18:09:13 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
It comes out of one box, and then out of another box. LOL, etc...
Pee vids are awesome!
I don't think I'd find that very appealing.
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2020-03-22 18:13:20 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
It comes out of one box, and then out of another box. LOL, etc...
Pee vids are awesome!
I don't think I'd find that very appealing.
ever play who can pee highest up the wall
Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
2020-03-22 19:07:24 UTC
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On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <***@gmail.com> wrote:

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ever play who can pee highest up the wall
I always won that game but my 14" dick helped.
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2020-03-22 19:08:49 UTC
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ever play who can pee highest up the wall
I always won that game but my 14" dick helped.
you're not supposed to use your whole body
Raven
2020-03-21 21:39:15 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
DOH!
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-03-21 20:33:05 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
You know, Greg, that's spot on. Pleasance can go thru a roll of asswipe
quicker than a feller can say "Assworm is an asshole."
Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
2020-03-21 20:45:30 UTC
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You know, Greg, that's spot on. Pleasance can go thru a roll of asswipe
quicker than a feller can say "Assworm is an asshole."
LOL! But, give wimmens credit for calling an assworm an assworm.
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2020-03-21 20:52:34 UTC
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You know, Greg, that's spot on. Pleasance can go thru a roll of asswipe
quicker than a feller can say "Assworm is an asshole."
LOL! But, give wimmens credit for calling an assworm an assworm.
the two biggest jerks on the net and i hold the leash
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2020-03-21 21:59:30 UTC
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You know, Greg, that's spot on. Pleasance can go thru a roll of asswipe
quicker than a feller can say "Assworm is an asshole."
LOL! But, give wimmens credit for calling an assworm an assworm.
the two biggest jerks on the net and i hold the leash
A two headed snake on a leash.
The Starmaker
2020-03-21 21:40:56 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
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Raven
2020-03-21 22:00:39 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-03-21 22:06:08 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Are you high again, you igno-fag?
Raven
2020-03-21 22:09:00 UTC
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Post by Raven
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Are you high again, you igno-fag?
Go lay down by your bowl, Esqueer, or
better yet, go outside and get some
fresh air.

Just get away from that sticky keyboard
for a few hours a day, please.
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2020-03-21 22:20:51 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Are you high again, you igno-fag?
Go lay down by your bowl, Esqueer, or
better yet, go outside and get some
fresh air.
Just get away from that sticky keyboard
for a few hours a day, please.
LOL!
Fascination with my "keyboard" noted.
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2020-03-26 14:20:10 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Are you high again, you igno-fag?
Go lay down by your bowl, Esqueer, or
better yet, go outside and get some
fresh air.
Just get away from that sticky keyboard
for a few hours a day, please.
LOL!
Fascination with my "keyboard" noted.
noted ? who you making note for ? his mommie ?

you sound just like that other faggette, sock-boy
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2020-03-21 23:09:31 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
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Raven
2020-03-21 23:11:19 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed. lol
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2020-03-21 23:15:29 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Raven
2020-03-21 23:30:49 UTC
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Post by Raven
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
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2020-03-22 00:27:01 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
join at the hip
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2020-03-22 00:51:45 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
join at the hip
Tube steak boogie.
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-03-22 04:29:55 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
join at the hip
Tube steak boogie.
FAGGOT!
Olrik
2020-03-22 04:42:31 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
join at the hip
Tube steak boogie.
FAGGOT!
Nobody asked you to come out of the closet...
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2020-03-22 18:19:12 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
join at the hip
Tube steak boogie.
FAGGOT!
Nobody asked you to come out of the closet...
Faggot x2
Andrew W
2020-03-21 22:01:59 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Don't be silly, it was the mainstream media that caused the toilet paper
shortage by telling everyone on radio that there's a shortage before there
was even one.
People don't realise how corrupt the mainstream media is.

And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a precious
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're sick yet
bottled water is not in shortage?
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2020-03-21 22:07:12 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Don't be silly, it was the mainstream media that caused the toilet paper
shortage by telling everyone on radio that there's a shortage before
there was even one.
People don't realise how corrupt the mainstream media is.
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're sick yet bottled water is not in shortage?
I use it to wipe off my assworm following a Miss Recktum.
Ted
2020-03-24 03:51:54 UTC
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Post by Andrew W
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Don't be silly, it was the mainstream media that caused the toilet paper
shortage by telling everyone on radio that there's a shortage
before there
Post by Andrew W
was even one.
People don't realise how corrupt the mainstream media is.
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a precious
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're sick yet
bottled water is not in shortage?
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
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2020-03-24 03:53:33 UTC
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On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:01:59 +1100, "Andrew W"
Post by Andrew W
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Don't be silly, it was the mainstream media that caused the toilet
paper
Post by Andrew W
shortage by telling everyone on radio that there's a shortage
before there
Post by Andrew W
was even one.
People don't realise how corrupt the mainstream media is.
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
it comes from canada
Ted
2020-03-28 02:25:26 UTC
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On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:01:59 +1100, "Andrew W"
Post by Andrew W
Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Don't be silly, it was the mainstream media that caused the
toilet
Post by %
Post by Ted
paper
Post by Andrew W
shortage by telling everyone on radio that there's a shortage
before there
Post by Andrew W
was even one.
People don't realise how corrupt the mainstream media is.
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're
Post by %
Post by Ted
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
it comes from canada
True. You Canadians regularly make asses of us murkins.
Siri Cruise
2020-03-24 09:31:49 UTC
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And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
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2020-03-24 15:49:50 UTC
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precious
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commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
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2020-03-24 16:59:25 UTC
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precious
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commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
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2020-03-24 17:13:01 UTC
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precious
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commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
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2020-03-24 17:15:13 UTC
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And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
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commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
Sounds very fresh.
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2020-03-24 17:20:48 UTC
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And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
Sounds very fresh.
very cold
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2020-03-24 21:59:46 UTC
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And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
Sounds very fresh.
very cold
Even better!
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2020-03-25 00:06:05 UTC
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And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
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commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
Sounds very fresh.
very cold
Deep, too.
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And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
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commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
Sounds very fresh.
very cold
Deep, too.
can't tell it comes out of the rocks
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2020-03-26 01:32:41 UTC
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i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
The Ganges River, maybe.
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2020-03-26 15:42:16 UTC
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i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
The Ganges River, maybe.
leftover mostly processed water from sewage treatment plants dump into
the rivers
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2020-03-27 18:26:11 UTC
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i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
The Ganges River, maybe.
A shit pile.
the dukester, American-American
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2020-03-27 00:48:42 UTC
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To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
Seattle tap water is what goes IN to the bottles you buy.
Seriously, it comes off the Cascade front down the Green
River and marinates in Lake Youngs. Mr. Clean would be
proud to drink it. But my wife won't. She came from
the Philippines.
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2020-03-28 02:26:43 UTC
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Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Heh.
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
True enough
Siri Cruise
2020-03-28 03:57:58 UTC
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And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not
a
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precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Heh.
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
True enough
Take me to the Walter.
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2020-03-29 06:54:13 UTC
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Post by Siri Cruise
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And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not
a
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Post by Andrew W
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Heh.
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
True enough
Take me to the Walter.
Why? No one can make you drink.
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2020-03-29 16:34:13 UTC
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a
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precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Heh.
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
True enough
Take me to the Walter.
Why? No one can make you drink.
Take me to the Rivera.
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2020-03-24 03:46:31 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
IOW you're a cocksucker.
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2020-03-24 17:25:54 UTC
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
You are the disgusting creature here.

A misogynist to boot - not surprising considering the vacuous
stupidity you exhibit in your other posts. "Fits the profile."
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Post by Sir Hømer Hall, Esq.
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
You are the disgusting creature here.
A misogynist to boot - not surprising considering the vacuous
stupidity you exhibit in your other posts. "Fits the profile."
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