MIA

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, in

the dress-wearing goat-raper, socked up as Nadegda

Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore

Li<SMACKASHROOMTARD!>

You sock had nothing to do with Burnore's exit, Paul. You had run away
from Usenet long before I started hammering on DiddleTard. You lying
moron.

Li<SMACKASHROOMTARD!>

No one's ever won against me yet, Paul, and a goat-raping travel
trailer-dwelling unemployable delusional uneducated libtarded moron
like you isn't going to be the one to do it. LOL

Spare us your credit-stealing revisionist histolly. Burnore is gone
because I organized the DoW and we ran him off. Your alter-ego had no
more to do with it than Fakeytard the Fudge Monkey did.

Bullshit, Chimpy. Convicted Child Molester Gary Lee 'DiddleTard'
Burnore was already largely absent by the time you grew enough of a
nutsack to face him... because for three years I dug up all the
details of his conviction for child molestation, proved he was lying
about the whole thing, and made sure all his neighbors knew they were
living next to a sexual predator who'd found a way to weasel his way
off the Sex Offender's Registry, not to mention hammering on him every
time he popped his head up on Usenet. Not to mention hammering on all
his sycophantic followers until only a few remained.

You had almost nothing to do with his disappearing, he was already on
his way out the door. You just did the equivalent of yelling, "Yeah,
and don't come back!" after I'd so mauled him that he was forced to
drag himself, bloodied and beaten, out the door.

You're far too much of a simpering little poof to ever chase anyone
off... remember, you're the boner-hugging ball-licking limpwrist who
couldn't help but blurt out your faggishness, then when I collated all
your lispy exhortations (as shown in my .sig... which you still find
yourself utterly unable to deny or refute), you melted down so badly
you were pumping out a post every 6-1/2 minutes, 24/7 for months on
end... then you ran away for a mental health hiatus... and that was
just the first of your 4 major meltdowns.

Burnore is hiding in Checky's ass! Punch him! Hard!
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LOL!

Chimpy the fudge monkey has insisted for *years* that a vagina was
actually "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words)
because he's *so* gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina,
all he sees is "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's
words). That's because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry"
(Chimpy's words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay
Lying Faggot Slut". LOL

Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
*best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.

How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly
bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
actually had male dangly bits? LOL!

A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
"Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
my purse!" LOL!

Take, for instance, this emoticon: :(

And now I'll change it to: :-)

But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
================================================================
She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| ' `. ASSHOLE | :
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\ | / v \\ :
/\ \/ _-- __| \ |
/ \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
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\ \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
^ /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
| / /\| <_____) | (___> / \
BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
================================================================
Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!

Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
crash. LOL!

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Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's
words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's
words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste
back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the
"poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words)
who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass"
(Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words),
"He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words) and "You will
now suck my penis until I am sufficiently pleasured." (Chimpy's words
to a dude in a dress).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
===============================================================

But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vibe
that he is molested everywhere he goes:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
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I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up
from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying
face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can
spit now.
===============================================================

Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about
waking up from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles,
laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you
*you* can spit now.
===============================================================

But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
that he wakes up in that condition. LOL

So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
pounnnnnd.".

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
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MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
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MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
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MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
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Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
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MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$***@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$***@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$***@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$***@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Percocet
MID: <***@news.altopia.com> - Kratom

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <***@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

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all branches of the same malignant tree.

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[Checkmate, DoW #1]

In article <nkmrp5$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...

Trying to take credit for the work of others is a sure sign of a ko0k.

Says the kook who tried to take credit for kensi and I running Ferd and
then Burnore out of town on a rail.
<snicker>

"Says the..."? You sound like Fakeytard more every day, Paul. Let's
set the record straight: *I* never tried to take credit for running
Fred off. Fred left for his own reasons, and I was sad to see him go.
Fred was a great FNVW. I'm taking full credit for running Burnore off,
and all the non-ko0ks here know I did it. Anybody searching the
archives knows I did it with the DoW.

You've never done anything of any significance around here, but stumble
back in after I ran Burnore off, and try to claim the title of FNVW,
with absolutely no support from anyone. Even your Kensi sock is not in
AUK... now why is that? You run around issuing proclamations and
nominations, with not even one person to second them or vote in your
imaginary elections. That makes you the second lamest ko0k here,
Fakeytard still being the lamest. Stay on the wrong side of me, and see
where that gets you...

[Nadegda]

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Fred was a great FNVW.

Fred guzzled so much of murphy's Kool-Ade that he turned all melty,
started believing in the Derbyshire bogeyman, and then flaked out big-
time.

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

In article <nkn3hk$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...

Post by Nadegda

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Fred was a great FNVW.

Fred guzzled so much of murphy's Kool-Ade that he turned all melty,
started believing in the Derbyshire bogeyman, and then flaked out big-
time.

\/\/hatever you choose to think, Ko0kie.

[BBB DoW #14]

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...

Post by Nadegda

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Fred was a great FNVW.

Fred had lost his shine by the time he got the gig.. now known for the
circumstance of his health. Fred in his prime was pretty much unassailable
in wit and TrVth.
Do note I offer that knowing he and I had our moments away from AUK yet
there always existed a mutual respect.

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1

Post by Nadegda
Fred guzzled so much of murphy's Kool-Ade that he turned all melty,
started believing in the Derbyshire bogeyman, and then flaked out big-
time.

Actually Paul.. spin it with k00kfoam as fast as you like(will do) however
Fred never fully accepted my research as valid.. he just simply could not
ignore evidential stuff he did figure for himself from what I posted..same
as AB started out with. And in the future that is what others will also
rely on in conclusion you are indeed what I knew quite some years ago now.
A wholesome laughable fraud.

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
\/\/hatever you choose to think, Ko0kie.

There is little doubt Paul thinks smoking up any Facts around his Usenet
k00kiness is going to change opinions formed by others g00gling THAT
family name for Pembroke. I am yet to figure why that is,, as...near as I
can determine any family is either dead or not at all present online.
Paul will never hold a minute's time of any recruiting office.. so why the
walls of screed?
Recently I have come to think his brother "Ian" is a fictitious character,,
dreamt up by Paul in much the same way he plays the "kensi" and Nads
thing. So for those that could be bothered there is the mystery of Paul's
'thinking' :-/
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[BBB DoW #14]

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...

Trying to take credit for the work of others is a sure sign of a ko0k.

Says the kook who tried to take credit for kensi and I running Ferd and
then Burnore out of town on a rail.

" <snicker>" <------------------methinks ye weep nay snicker

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
"Says the..."? You sound like Fakeytard more every day, Paul.

indeed...finally someone is seeing the beaded curtain sway :-/

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Let's set the record straight: *I* never tried to take credit for running
Fred off. Fred left for his own reasons, and I was sad to see him go.
Fred was a great FNVW. I'm taking full credit for running Burnore off,
and all the non-ko0ks here know I did it. Anybody searching the
archives knows I did it with the DoW.

Fred was ill.. FFS..the condition killed him..!

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You've never done anything of any significance around here, but stumble
back in after I ran Burnore off, and try to claim the title of FNVW,
with absolutely no support from anyone. Even your Kensi sock is not in
AUK... now why is that?

[crickets.mid] to that one,, as per every time it is asked :}

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You run around issuing proclamations and
nominations, with not even one person to second them or vote in your
imaginary elections. That makes you the second lamest ko0k here,
Fakeytard still being the lamest. Stay on the wrong side of me, and see
where that gets you...

hmmm.... yer were not thinkin' of granting Paul a D0W.!..?

/thud
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fup set - a.f.c
_____________________________________________
0ld scalps on me belt -- no H0T required[EFG]

-meds dispenser for Woger Wiseman
MID: <nh4uop$8f3$***@gioia.aioe.org>
"Shuddup you whining little aussie twat."
- Paul Derbyshire enters AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000
[Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows".
-Paul G Derbyshire Homepage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta
-Classic Durrbs Coding phukup:
http://tinyurl.com/hmtwrvv
-Paul G Derbyshire tracks:
MID: <ETnSr.75582$***@newsfe05.iad
And now, by popular request - Not one, but
*two* unbrokens path between 'kensi' and
Paula Derbyshite's front door.
-Paul G Derbyshire on 'shr00ms
http://www.filedropper.com/showdownload.php/duurbsmopostsmed
"I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too
little light for my tastes.".
- Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500
"The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a
decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.".
____________________________________________________________

[BBB DoW #14]

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...

Post by BBB DoW #14

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...

//

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1

Post by BBB DoW #14

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You've never done anything of any significance around here, but stumble
back in after I ran Burnore off, and try to claim the title of FNVW,
with absolutely no support from anyone. Even your Kensi sock is not in
AUK... now why is that?

[crickets.mid] to that one,, as per every time it is asked :}

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You run around issuing proclamations and
nominations, with not even one person to second them or vote in your
imaginary elections. That makes you the second lamest ko0k here,
Fakeytard still being the lamest. Stay on the wrong side of me, and see
where that gets you...

hmmm.... yer were not thinkin' of granting Paul a D0W.!..?
/thud

A DoW for Derbyshire? Not a fuckin' chance.

jes askin'.. seems you run a tad hot/cold on k00ks, generally.

Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote - however
there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how vigorously
one waves the lamp :-)
--
fup set - a.f.c
_____________________________________________
0ld scalps on me belt -- no H0T required[EFG]

-meds dispenser for Woger Wiseman
MID: <nh4uop$8f3$***@gioia.aioe.org>
"Shuddup you whining little aussie twat."
- Paul Derbyshire enters AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000
[Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows".
-Paul G Derbyshire Homepage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta
-Classic Durrbs Coding phukup:
http://tinyurl.com/hmtwrvv
-Paul G Derbyshire tracks:
MID: <ETnSr.75582$***@newsfe05.iad
And now, by popular request - Not one, but
*two* unbrokens path between 'kensi' and
Paula Derbyshite's front door.
-Paul G Derbyshire on 'shr00ms
http://www.filedropper.com/showdownload.php/duurbsmopostsmed
"I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too
little light for my tastes.".
- Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500
"The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a
decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.".
____________________________________________________________

[kensi]

Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote - however
there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how vigorously
one waves the lamp :-)

How ironic.

[Nadegda]

Post by kensi

Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote -
however there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how
vigorously one waves the lamp :-)

How ironic.

Yep. More evidence for his Lodestone Award. Looks like he might have dolf
beat.

<snicker>

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

In article <nkpq64$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...

Post by Nadegda

Post by kensi

Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote -
however there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how
vigorously one waves the lamp :-)

How ironic.

Yep. More evidence for his Lodestone Award. Looks like he might have dolf
beat.
<snicker>

Who are you talking to, Paul?

[Catalina]

[This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the cited
author.]

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...

Post by Nadegda

Post by kensi

Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote -
however there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how
vigorously one waves the lamp :-)

How ironic.

Yep. More evidence for his Lodestone Award. Looks like he might have dolf
beat.
<snicker>

Who are you talking to, Paul?

Doesn't reading all of this garbage kind of make you go insane? I've spent
hours today trying to catch up. Such a disappointment when we could actually
be talking about real life subjects.

[%]

Post by Catalina
[This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the
cited author.]

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...

Post by Nadegda

Post by kensi

Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote
- however there do exist those who will never see any light no
matter how vigorously one waves the lamp :-)

How ironic.

Yep. More evidence for his Lodestone Award. Looks like he might
have dolf beat.
<snicker>

Who are you talking to, Paul?

Doesn't reading all of this garbage kind of make you go insane? I've
spent hours today trying to catch up. Such a disappointment when we
could actually be talking about real life subjects.

you mean everyone talking about what you want to talk about

[BBB DoW #14]

Post by Catalina
[This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the cited
author.]

error 502 [user banned]

Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote -
however there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how
vigorously one waves the lamp :-)

How xxxxx.

Yep. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
beat.
<snickxx>

Who are you talking to, Paul?

Paul is at that "mirror mirror on the wall" thang,, again :-/

Post by Catalina
Doesn't reading all of this garbage kind of make you go insane?

it has... for some. T0m (bitR0T/MAABOF) being the most recent
example I know of. I am hearing Bill Jillians found a cure for his
problems... yet to firm up on that news th0 :-)

Post by Catalina
I've spent hours today trying to catch up.

mmmm.....
Nobody can configure your read for you, it is an individual thing.

However one small clue is IF you have "line count" and "threading"
capabilities in the software it is rather a simple matter to only read the
last in an obvious subthread and skip read through that one post.
As a pattern you find most posters will snip and include only relevance as
the conversation progresses.
For a 'quick' read each or every other day one can filter "download on
connect " for preferred Author(s). Handy for those you know post daily and
are worth a read albeit fast/scanty. Choose well and those posters will by
default pick the worthwhile topics/subthreads for you.
For AUK specifically one can safely filter on "mark read" any post >100
lines.

I have no idea on what Gravity offers as a screen read.

Post by Catalina
Such a disappointment when we could actually
be talking about real life subjects.

/cough

yer in the wrong theatre for that :->

the ChookPen is always open for that style of dialog.
albeit restricted to one thread:
______________________________________________

#Newsgroups: alt.fan.cyberchicken
#Subject: Isay - Isay: isdere a Foghorn Leghorn in de coop?
#Message-ID: <ZYVNy.8132$***@fx10.iad>
______________________________________________

there is currently only one "banned" user,, with advice on
filters for others made available on notice.

HtHs

cheers...
--
fup set - a.f.c
_____________________________________________
0ld scalps on me belt -- no H0T required[EFG]

-meds dispenser for Woger Wiseman
MID: <nh4uop$8f3$***@gioia.aioe.org>
"Shuddup you whining little aussie twat."
- Paul Derbyshire enters AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000
[Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows".
-Paul G Derbyshire Homepage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta
-Classic Durrbs Coding phukup:
http://tinyurl.com/hmtwrvv
-Paul G Derbyshire tracks:
MID: <ETnSr.75582$***@newsfe05.iad
And now, by popular request - Not one, but
*two* unbrokens path between 'kensi' and
Paula Derbyshite's front door.
-Paul G Derbyshire on 'shr00ms
http://www.filedropper.com/showdownload.php/duurbsmopostsmed
"I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too
little light for my tastes.".
- Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500
"The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a
decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.".
____________________________________________________________

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

In article <huNbz.111053$***@fx40.iad>, ***@none.invalid
says...

Post by BBB DoW #14

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
A DoW for Derbyshire? Not a fuckin' chance.

jes askin'.. seems you run a tad hot/cold on k00ks, generally.
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote - however
there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how vigorously
one waves the lamp :-)

That's a good take on it. Paul has potential, but his peculiar mental
affliction (identity crisis) always gets in his way. I find him
"interesting," but also tedious and resistant to any sort of
rehabilitation.

[BBB DoW #14]

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...

Post by BBB DoW #14

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
A DoW for Derbyshire? Not a fuckin' chance.

jes askin'.. seems you run a tad hot/cold on k00ks, generally.
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote - however
there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how vigorously
one waves the lamp :-)

That's a good take on it. Paul has potential, but his peculiar mental
affliction (identity crisis) always gets in his way. I find him
"interesting," but also tedious and resistant to any sort of
rehabilitation.

/nods

there is an old string of posts from Paul's "Carleton Chat" days
wherein a mentor did assist Paul in working through his problems with other
students - Paul saw 'enemies' everywhere even back then.
That guy's reward for a persistent effort was Paul ripping him a new
ars3hole in a >300 line screed.. and over something very minor.
In more recent times exactly the same 'performance' has occurred in the
Java lang.froups with the most liberal denying the naysayers in helping
Paul out.
They too got bitten. It was one of those 'victims' who first alerted <afn>
as to just what the froup was being subjected to by "Seamus".

For mine Paul is beyond any rehab.. that only leaves his chewtoy
attraction, interesting as that can be :->
--
fup set - a.f.c
_____________________________________________
0ld scalps on me belt -- no H0T required[EFG]

-meds dispenser for Woger Wiseman
MID: <nh4uop$8f3$***@gioia.aioe.org>
"Shuddup you whining little aussie twat."
- Paul Derbyshire enters AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000
[Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows".
-Paul G Derbyshire Homepage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta
-Classic Durrbs Coding phukup:
http://tinyurl.com/hmtwrvv
-Paul G Derbyshire tracks:
MID: <ETnSr.75582$***@newsfe05.iad
And now, by popular request - Not one, but
*two* unbrokens path between 'kensi' and
Paula Derbyshite's front door.
-Paul G Derbyshire on 'shr00ms
http://www.filedropper.com/showdownload.php/duurbsmopostsmed
"I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too
little light for my tastes.".
- Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500
"The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a
decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.".
____________________________________________________________

[Roger "Scatboi" Wiseman]

For my obsession with Paul is beyond any rehab.. that
only leaves my chewtoy attraction, interesting as that can be
:->

You're pwned by "Paul", phlat fuckwit.

[kensi]

Post by Roger "Scatboi" Wiseman

For my obsession with Paul is beyond any rehab.. that
only leaves my chewtoy attraction, interesting as that can be
:->

You're pwned by "Paul", phlat fuckwit.

*So* pwn3d.

*snicker*

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

In article <nkri0i$11gt$***@gioia.aioe.org>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...

Post by kensi

Post by Roger "Scatboi" Wiseman

For my obsession with Paul is beyond any rehab.. that
only leaves my chewtoy attraction, interesting as that can be
:->

You're pwned by "Paul", phlat fuckwit.

*So* pwn3d.
*snicker*

Why can't you post in AUK?

[BBB]

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...

Post by kensi

Post by Roger "Scatboi" Wiseman

For my obsession with Paul is beyond any rehab.. that
only leaves my chewtoy attraction, interesting as that can be
:->

You're pwned by "Paul", phlat fuckwit.

*So* pwn3d.
*snicker*

Why can't you post in AUK?

multiple choice - choose one only:
a.)Paul cant bear to be in the same 'r00m' as himself?
b.)That frisky scent in AUK has "Ken" in the vapours?
c.)Paul maintains watch in AFN for fresh mushrooms?
d.)"Ken" is unable to extract the "Murphy" boot from 'her' arse?
e.)all of the above and a broken T-Bird

/snuckles

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, in

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
"Says the..."?

"Says the..."? You sound more and more like your awesome Usenet Lord
and Master every day, Chimpy. Too bad you're far too retarded to ever
be as awesome as I am. LOL

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You sound like Fakeytard more every day, Paul. Let's set the

Translation: "I'm about to lie my ass off. Again." LOL

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
*I* never tried to take credit for running Fred off. Fred left
for his own reasons, and I was sad to see him go. Fred was a
great FNVW.

Bwahaha! Fat Fred was one of the biggest failures ever to try to be a
FNVW. That's why I kicked his retarded ass so hard he melted down
badly... remember when he was running around buying up every domain I
used as a posting email address, then trying to get me booted from my
NSP by k'laming (after the fact) that I was using his domain? Then he
went insane, started ranting incoherently, then collapsed from a
massive coronary infarction. The peeled back the roof of his
single-wide and craned his bloated bulk out, and buried him in a
shipping container.

<snicker>

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
I'm taking full credit for running Burnore off,

You didn't. You just yelled "So there!" after I so mauled Convicted
Child Molester Gary Lee Burnore that he was forced to relocate and
vacate Usenet... it was kind of hard for the kook to continue
pretending that he's the leader of anything after I'd run off most of
his followers, and my having stirred his neighbors (and the two
elementary schools Burnore lived next to) into a pitchfork mob over
their living next to a slimy fucktard who weaseled his way off the
Sexual Predators List made it all the more difficult for him.

<snicker>

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
and all the non-ko0ks here know I did it.

Translation:
"My socks support me in email." LOL

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Anybody searching the archives knows I did it with the DoW.

Bullshit. You did nothing. This was just like you k'laming you ran off
Andre M. 'BitRot' Winsor, when that was my doing. All you did was
disrupt his retarded troll that wasn't working anyway... I outed his
name, address, telephone number, picture, picture of his car (with
license plate), picture of his apartment, etc.

This is just like you k'laming you originated the "dance for me" meme,
when I proved it was being used on Usenet long before you ever swished
your gay ass onto Usenet.

You're a Walter Mitty credit-stealing faggot, Chimpy. It's expected
that you'll try to take credit for that which you didn't do, because
you're so pathetic you don't have anything in your entire life to be
proud of.

<snicker>

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You've never done anything of any significance around here, but stumble
back in after I ran Burnore off, and try to claim the title of FNVW,
with absolutely no support from anyone. Even your Kensi sock is not in
AUK... now why is that?

That'd be because I kicked Paul's ass so hard that he melted down and
spammed hundreds of thousands of posts to AUK, so his NSP crimped his
frothnozzle shut. LOL

Now you'll try to take credit for that, too, Chimpy.

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You run around issuing proclamations and nominations, with not
even one person to second them or vote in your imaginary elections.
That makes you the second lamest ko0k here, Fakeytard still being
the lamest.

Awww, Chimpy's butthurt because I made him melt down so badly he had
to run away from Usenet for months at a time to salvage his sanity.
LOL

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Stay on the wrong side of me, and see where that gets you...
No more of this, Paul. That's where it gets you!
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',.-''' ;;;;;;;;;;;'' __\__ ',
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(;;;;;;;;";;;;;,\¯\,;;;;;;;;;)
"""""""""""""""" """"""""""

What a FAG!

<snicker>

Chimpy the fudge monkey has insisted for *years* that a vagina was
actually "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words)
because he's *so* gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina,
all he sees is "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's
words). That's because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry"
(Chimpy's words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay
Lying Faggot Slut". LOL

Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
*best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.

How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly
bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
actually had male dangly bits? LOL!

A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
"Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
my purse!" LOL!

Take, for instance, this emoticon: :(

And now I'll change it to: :-)

But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
================================================================
She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| ' `. ASSHOLE | :
\ | | \| |
\ | / v \\ :
/\ \/ _-- __| \ |
/ \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
| \_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
\ \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
^ /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
| / /\| <_____) | (___> / \
BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
================================================================
Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!

Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
crash. LOL!

===============================================================
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's
words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's
words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste
back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the
"poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words)
who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass"
(Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words),
"He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words) and "You will
now suck my penis until I am sufficiently pleasured." (Chimpy's words
to a dude in a dress).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
===============================================================

But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vibe
that he is molested everywhere he goes:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up
from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying
face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can
spit now.
===============================================================

Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about
waking up from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles,
laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you
*you* can spit now.
===============================================================

But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
that he wakes up in that condition. LOL

So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
pounnnnnd.".

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
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MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
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MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
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MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
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MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
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Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
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MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
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Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
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MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
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MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$***@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$***@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$***@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$***@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Percocet
MID: <***@news.altopia.com> - Kratom

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

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"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
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"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

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"Best you keester a kielbasa."

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"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

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"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <***@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

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[Checkmate, DoW #1]

x-no-archive: yes

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...

many kooks are lone wolves

You're a prime example of that, Paul.

So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?

but you don't try to start fights

Only constantly.

stir, stir, stir the pot
gently 'til it stinks...
sit on the fence and watch the fun,
act innocent and wink!

[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1

x-no-archive: yes

Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...

many kooks are lone wolves

You're a prime example of that, Paul.

So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?

but you don't try to start fights

Only constantly.
stir, stir, stir the pot
gently 'til it stinks...
sit on the fence and watch the fun,
act innocent and wink!

=:^D