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Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find some
other mental midgets to pick on
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"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
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"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

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"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
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"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
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Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
2013-04-06 03:39:48 UTC
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Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find some
other mental midgets to pick on
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That's sig material.
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On Fri, 5 Apr 2013 23:39:48 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries put forth the
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Autoflame: A+
That's sig material.
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LOL
Priceless!
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_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

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_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
pandora
2013-04-06 20:00:59 UTC
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On Fri, 5 Apr 2013 23:39:48 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries put forth the
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That's sig material.
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LOL
Priceless!
Indeed.
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2013-04-27 19:52:12 UTC
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On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:45:12 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
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Checkmate
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
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Uncle Steve

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_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

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***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-27 20:06:42 UTC
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Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Checkmate
2013-04-27 20:37:45 UTC
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On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:06:42 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
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Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Greg, I wouldn't blow you if I was Richard Simmons. I wouldn't even piss
on you if you were on fire.
--
Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-28 00:46:19 UTC
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Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Greg, I wouldn't blow you if I was Richard Simmons. I wouldn't even piss
on you if you were on fire.
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to that little
faggot?

--
Sir Gregory
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2013-04-28 01:49:11 UTC
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On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:46:19 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
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Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Greg, I wouldn't blow you if I was Richard Simmons. I wouldn't even piss
on you if you were on fire.
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to that little
faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
--
Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
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Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-28 01:54:25 UTC
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Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to that little
faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure do have one big and gay imagination. :-)
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Sir Gregory
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2013-04-28 03:39:31 UTC
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On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:54:25 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to that little
faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure did smack me down again! :-(
Don't I always?
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
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I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
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Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
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2013-04-28 03:46:29 UTC
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On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:54:25 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to that little
faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure did smack me down again! :-(
Don't I always?
its what you dream about usenet smack downs
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-28 16:34:54 UTC
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to
that little faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure did smack me down again! :-(
Don't I always?
Always act like a post-editing fuckwit? Yes you do!
--
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Checkmate
2013-04-28 20:13:09 UTC
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On Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:34:54 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Post by Checkmate
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to
that little faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure did smack me down again! :-(
Don't I always?
Always act like a post-editing fuckwit? Yes you do!
What happened to your faggy X-face, po0fter?
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
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I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
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Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-28 20:23:52 UTC
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On Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:34:54 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Post by Checkmate
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to
that little faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure did smack me down again! :-(
Don't I always?
Always act like a post-editing fuckwit? Yes you do!
What happened to your faggy X-face, po0fter?
It isn't included in my Windows Mail emulations but I just
replied to a post of yours elsewhere and I added it back
in by hand just to make you happy. LOL.

It's only automatic when I post using my XNews emulation.
--
Sir Gregory
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2013-04-28 01:43:50 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:06:42 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq
The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate)
Post by Checkmate
Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Greg, I wouldn't blow you if I was Richard Simmons.
But you're not, so you will. <snicker>
I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.
Yes, you would. You'd even pay him for it.

69) In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers
fetish:
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<snicker>
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