The true score in the battle between Fakey and Chimpy . . .

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.
But, I have to be an impartial observer of AUK and I
cannot deny the fact that Fakey usually spanks Checky.
The score I come up with via many months of casual
Fakey -- 35
Checky -- 17
The ridiculous nature of Checky's misattribution quote
of the belly-rubbing, son-fucking, redneck father is
just too stupid to work.

Disagree.

FFNVWFE was asked to produce the original post with the alleged quote --
and failed to produce one.

Seems pretty clear it originated with him -- and his attempts to use a
similar argument to somehow paint Checkmate in the same light would
indicate that he considered it a valid stratagem.

What that says about the FFNVWFE, though, could be debated, but the
chances are certainly better than 17/35 that Checkmate has the goods on
FFNVWFE.

--
-v

cipher

2014-08-14 20:59:10 UTC

On Thu, 14 Aug 2014 12:19:51 -0700, vallor Inscribed upon the Golden

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.
But, I have to be an impartial observer of AUK and I cannot deny the
fact that Fakey usually spanks Checky.
Fakey -- 35
Checky -- 17
The ridiculous nature of Checky's misattribution quote of the
belly-rubbing, son-fucking, redneck father is just too stupid to work.

Disagree.
FFNVWFE was asked to produce the original post with the alleged quote --
and failed to produce one.
Seems pretty clear it originated with him -- and his attempts to use a
similar argument to somehow paint Checkmate in the same light would
indicate that he considered it a valid stratagem.
What that says about the FFNVWFE, though, could be debated, but the
chances are certainly better than 17/35 that Checkmate has the goods on
FFNVWFE.

The daddy post did originate with Fakey, no doubt about that.
Case closed on that one. His dad buggered him as a child...

And that "I earned the right" to look down on people remark, what an
arrogant asshole...

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Sn!pe

2014-08-14 21:37:32 UTC

Post by cipher
On Thu, 14 Aug 2014 12:19:51 -0700, vallor Inscribed upon the Golden

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.
But, I have to be an impartial observer of AUK and I cannot deny the
fact that Fakey usually spanks Checky.
Fakey -- 35
Checky -- 17
The ridiculous nature of Checky's misattribution quote of the
belly-rubbing, son-fucking, redneck father is just too stupid to work.

Disagree.
FFNVWFE was asked to produce the original post with the alleged quote --
and failed to produce one.
Seems pretty clear it originated with him -- and his attempts to use a
similar argument to somehow paint Checkmate in the same light would
indicate that he considered it a valid stratagem.
What that says about the FFNVWFE, though, could be debated, but the
chances are certainly better than 17/35 that Checkmate has the goods on
FFNVWFE.

The daddy post did originate with Fakey, no doubt about that.
Case closed on that one. His dad buggered him as a child...
And that "I earned the right" to look down on people remark, what an
arrogant asshole...

Did the Flakester ever justify his claim to that "right"?
If he did, I certainly don't remember it; it's simply delusions
of grandeur from a little wannabe Napoleon, IMO.

--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-15 05:16:35 UTC

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

On Thu, 14 Aug 2014 12:19:51 -0700, vallor Inscribed upon the Golden

On 08/14/2014 11:56 AM, Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.

Define "like", Gargles The Gay. LOL

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
But, I have to be an impartial observer of AUK and I cannot deny the
fact that Fakey usually spanks Checky.
Fakey -- 35
Checky -- 17
The ridiculous nature of Checky's misattribution quote of the
belly-rubbing, son-fucking, redneck father is just too stupid to work.

Yeah, Chimpy can't make that k'lame without also accepting his own
words admitting what his father did to him, nor without completely
discounting the quotation marks around the quotation I quoted. Poor
bum-stuffed little faggot that he is, he just can't stop outing his
faggotry. See my .sig.

<snicker>

Disagree.
FFNVWFE was asked to produce the original post with the alleged quote --
and failed to produce one.

And Chimpy has failed to prove it originated with me. Stalemate.

Seems pretty clear it originated with him

Didn't you also try to claim that it 'seemed pretty clear' that kensi
was winning... as she was being proven to be a delusional liberal kook
using data from NASA, NOAA, UK Met, CDC, APA, etc.?

<snicker>

-- and his attempts to use a
similar argument to somehow paint Checkmate in the same light would
indicate that he considered it a valid stratagem.

It's called using Chimpy's *own* *words* against him... he did write
those words, whereas I merely reprinted a quote.

<snicker>

What that says about the FFNVWFE, though, could be debated, but the
chances are certainly better than 17/35 that Checkmate has the goods on
FFNVWFE.

Is that why that quote had quotation marks around it? Seems you kooks
lose all reading comprehension when it suits you. LOL

The daddy post did originate with Fakey, no doubt about that.

You're also the kook who had "no doubt" that I was the poster using
the nym 'Tater'... but then, you're a kook.

Aren't you also the kook who called Chimpy "an asshole faggot", then
backpedaled from it once you sobered up, Dave?

<snicker>

Case closed on that one. His dad buggered him as a child...

Case closed on that one. Chimpy's dad buggered him as a child... you
want to make that k'lame for me based upon a misattributed quote,
you're also forced to do the same based upon Chimpy's *own* *words*.

<snicker>

And that "I earned the right" to look down on people remark, what an
arrogant asshole...

Don't get all obsessed over mere words on a screen or anything, Dave.
I mean, it's not like it's a Porta-Potty that's driving you insane, or
anything.

Yeah, yeah, we know... you're not *that* Cipher who was driven so
insane by a Porta-Potty that you were sent to a mental institution,
you're not *that* Dave A. Howard who was so psychologically scarred by
a portable toilet that you went completely bonkers and had to be
committed by your own family.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8rb$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>

2014-08-15 05:35:22 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

On Thu, 14 Aug 2014 12:19:51 -0700, vallor Inscribed upon the Golden

On 08/14/2014 11:56 AM, Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.

Define "like", Gargles The Gay. LOL

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
But, I have to be an impartial observer of AUK and I cannot deny
the fact that Fakey usually spanks Checky.
Fakey -- 35
Checky -- 17
The ridiculous nature of Checky's misattribution quote of the
belly-rubbing, son-fucking, redneck father is just too stupid to work.

Disagree.
FFNVWFE was asked to produce the original post with the alleged
quote -- and failed to produce one.

And Chimpy has failed to prove it originated with me. Stalemate.

Seems pretty clear it originated with him

-- and his attempts to use a
similar argument to somehow paint Checkmate in the same light would
indicate that he considered it a valid stratagem.

It's called using Chimpy's *own* *words* against him... he did write
those words, whereas I merely reprinted a quote.
<snicker>

What that says about the FFNVWFE, though, could be debated, but the
chances are certainly better than 17/35 that Checkmate has the
goods on FFNVWFE.

Is that why that quote had quotation marks around it? Seems you kooks
lose all reading comprehension when it suits you. LOL

The daddy post did originate with Fakey, no doubt about that.

You're also the kook who had "no doubt" that I was the poster using
the nym 'Tater'... but then, you're a kook.
Aren't you also the kook who called Chimpy "an asshole faggot", then
backpedaled from it once you sobered up, Dave?
<snicker>

Case closed on that one. His dad buggered him as a child...

And that "I earned the right" to look down on people remark, what an
arrogant asshole...

who has the greenest lawn ,
the vote wrangler or the checkmate

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-15 15:35:02 UTC

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

On Thu, 14 Aug 2014 12:19:51 -0700, vallor Inscribed upon the Golden

On 08/14/2014 11:56 AM, Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.

Define "like", Gargles The Gay. LOL

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
But, I have to be an impartial observer of AUK and I cannot deny
the fact that Fakey usually spanks Checky.
Fakey -- 35
Checky -- 17

I'm winning, for fuck's sake. LOL

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
The ridiculous nature of Checky's misattribution quote of the
belly-rubbing, son-fucking, redneck father is just too stupid to work.

Disagree.
FFNVWFE was asked to produce the original post with the alleged
quote -- and failed to produce one.

And Chimpy has failed to prove it originated with me. Stalemate.

Seems pretty clear it originated with him

-- and his attempts to use a
similar argument to somehow paint Checkmate in the same light would
indicate that he considered it a valid stratagem.

It's called using Chimpy's *own* *words* against him... he did write
those words, whereas I merely reprinted a quote.
<snicker>

What that says about the FFNVWFE, though, could be debated, but the
chances are certainly better than 17/35 that Checkmate has the
goods on FFNVWFE.

Is that why that quote had quotation marks around it? Seems you kooks
lose all reading comprehension when it suits you. LOL

The daddy post did originate with Fakey, no doubt about that.

You're also the kook who had "no doubt" that I was the poster using
the nym 'Tater'... but then, you're a kook.
Aren't you also the kook who called Chimpy "an asshole faggot", then
backpedaled from it once you sobered up, Dave?
<snicker>

Case closed on that one. His dad buggered him as a child...

And that "I earned the right" to look down on people remark, what an
arrogant asshole...

who has the greenest lawn ,
the vote wrangler or the checkmate

We're in a drought right now. We're not allowed to water the lawn,
although I've got drought-resistant grass, so it's still somewhat
green. It's a Zoysia / Fescue / Bahia mix.

Whereas Chimpy has such a long queue of men outside his door that even
in drought conditions, his lawn gets sprinkled. He oughta provide a
Porta-Potty if he's gonna make 'em wait like that.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

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Checkmate

2014-08-15 20:19:40 UTC

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

On Thu, 14 Aug 2014 12:19:51 -0700, vallor Inscribed upon the Golden

On 08/14/2014 11:56 AM, Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.

Define "like", Gargles The Gay. LOL

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
But, I have to be an impartial observer of AUK and I cannot deny
the fact that Fakey usually spanks Checky.
Fakey -- 35
Checky -- 17
The ridiculous nature of Checky's misattribution quote of the
belly-rubbing, son-fucking, redneck father is just too stupid to work.

Disagree.
FFNVWFE was asked to produce the original post with the alleged
quote -- and failed to produce one.

And Chimpy has failed to prove it originated with me. Stalemate.

Seems pretty clear it originated with him

-- and his attempts to use a
similar argument to somehow paint Checkmate in the same light would
indicate that he considered it a valid stratagem.

It's called using Chimpy's *own* *words* against him... he did write
those words, whereas I merely reprinted a quote.
<snicker>

What that says about the FFNVWFE, though, could be debated, but the
chances are certainly better than 17/35 that Checkmate has the
goods on FFNVWFE.

Is that why that quote had quotation marks around it? Seems you kooks
lose all reading comprehension when it suits you. LOL

The daddy post did originate with Fakey, no doubt about that.

You're also the kook who had "no doubt" that I was the poster using
the nym 'Tater'... but then, you're a kook.
Aren't you also the kook who called Chimpy "an asshole faggot", then
backpedaled from it once you sobered up, Dave?
<snicker>

Case closed on that one. His dad buggered him as a child...

And that "I earned the right" to look down on people remark, what an
arrogant asshole...

who has the greenest lawn ,
the vote wrangler or the checkmate

I live in a canyon and don't really have a lawn... just a lot of trees,
so Gary probably has a better lawn.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

cipher

2014-08-14 21:00:18 UTC

On Thu, 14 Aug 2014 13:27:39 -0600, Lamey The Cabal Guy Inscribed upon

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.
But, I have to be an impartial observer of AUK and I cannot deny the
fact that Fakey usually spanks Checky.
Fakey -- 35
Checky -- 17
The ridiculous nature of Checky's misattribution quote of the
belly-rubbing, son-fucking, redneck father is just too stupid to work.

Disagree.
FFNVWFE was asked to produce the original post with the alleged quote --
and failed to produce one.

And lets not forget the "lotus" he cant prove. At least checkie posted
pics.

Post by vallor
Seems pretty clear it originated with him -- and his attempts to use a
similar argument to somehow paint Checkmate in the same light would
indicate that he considered it a valid stratagem.
What that says about the FFNVWFE, though, could be debated, but the
chances are certainly better than 17/35 that Checkmate has the goods on
FFNVWFE.

Fakey has no lotus... if he did, he would have posted pic to rub
Checkmate's nose in it. He hasn't. Tell you anything?

Checkmate

2014-08-15 00:53:27 UTC

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Post by cipher
On Thu, 14 Aug 2014 13:27:39 -0600, Lamey The Cabal Guy Inscribed upon

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.
But, I have to be an impartial observer of AUK and I cannot deny the
fact that Fakey usually spanks Checky.
Fakey -- 35
Checky -- 17
The ridiculous nature of Checky's misattribution quote of the
belly-rubbing, son-fucking, redneck father is just too stupid to work.

Disagree.
FFNVWFE was asked to produce the original post with the alleged quote --
and failed to produce one.

And lets not forget the "lotus" he cant prove. At least checkie posted
pics.

Fakey has no lotus... if he did, he would have posted pic to rub
Checkmate's nose in it. He hasn't. Tell you anything?

He had no problem posting a picture of his cheap-ass motorcycle, but
posting a picture of the Lotus he doesn't have was a whole different
story. Just one of the many ways I've spanked him.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-15 03:53:20 UTC

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Chimpy D. PickleTickler the Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp, wearing
his little organ grinder monkey hat and riding his picklecycle (aka

Post by Checkmate
He had no problem posting a picture of his cheap-ass motorcycle,

That "cheap-ass motorcycle" is a 1600 cc BMW, you idiot.

Post by Checkmate
but
posting a picture of the Lotus he doesn't have was a whole different
story. Just one of the many ways I've spanked him.

You know the routine... you melt down sufficiently to entertain me,
then I'll out you, laugh raucously at you as you scramble for cover,
and post proof of my ownership of The Giant Killer just to rub salt in
your wounds.

Conversely, you could grow a pair and make good on your challenge to
race for pink slips.

Your car or your sanity. You're *gonna* lose one or the other, Chimpy.

<evil snicker>

There's a third alternative... you could Google for The Giant Killer
and prove yourself wrong... but you've amply demonstrated numerous
times that you're far too stupid to use Google.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
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cipher

2014-08-15 14:03:03 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 02:00:46 -0600, Lamey The Cabal Guy Inscribed upon

On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 05:53:20 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Chimpy D. PickleTickler the Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp, wearing
his little organ grinder monkey hat and riding his picklecycle (aka

Post by Checkmate
He had no problem posting a picture of his cheap-ass motorcycle,

That "cheap-ass motorcycle" is a 1600 cc BMW, you idiot.

Like he said.

Post by Checkmate
but posting a picture of the Lotus he doesn't have was a whole
different story. Just one of the many ways I've spanked him.

Translation: No Lotus.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Conversely, you could grow a pair and make good on your challenge to
race for pink slips.
Your car or your sanity. You're *gonna* lose one or the other, Chimpy.
<evil snicker>
There's a third alternative... you could Google for The Giant Killer and
prove yourself wrong... but you've amply demonstrated numerous times
that you're far too stupid to use Google.
<snicker>

Translation: No lotus.

I did a search for "Giant Killer" and found nothing that proves that Fakey
owns a lotus. There are a few articles on some lotus forums that have
that term, but nothing to prove that Fakey has one...

Misdirection and bullshit...

He has no lotus, end of fucking story.

And there is no proof that his outing his homo daddy originated anywhere
but with him.

Total fucking loser...

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-15 16:33:39 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 02:00:46 -0600, Trailer Trash Tony the
Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing Child-Endangering
Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist High-School-Dropout Pissbum
(aka Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of Canon City, CO),
socked up as Lamey The Cabal Guy Inscribed upon the Golden

On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 05:53:20 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote

Post by Checkmate
He had no problem posting a picture of his cheap-ass motorcycle,

That "cheap-ass motorcycle" is a 1600 cc BMW, you idiot.

Like he said.

Says the pissbum driving around in a $250 27 year old rusted out piece
of shit. LOL

Post by Checkmate
but posting a picture of the Lotus he doesn't have was a whole
different story. Just one of the many ways I've spanked him.

Translation: No Lotus.

Translation:
"Chimpy's too scared to race, too stupid to dig out the proof of FNVWe
owning an Exige, and too much of a coward to face his Usenet Lord and
Master for fear Chimpy'll melt down. Again." LOL

Translation: No lotus.

Translation:
"I'm jealous because I have to drive around in a rusted out old hulk
that's as old as the guy punting me around Usenet." LOL

I did a search for "Giant Killer" and found nothing that proves that Fakey
owns a lotus. There are a few articles on some lotus forums that have
that term, but nothing to prove that Fakey has one...

Got the kooks diving through the archives now. LOL

Pwned. LOL

Misdirection and bullshit...
He has no lotus, end of fucking story.

All you've done is provided proof that you, like Chimpy, are too
fucking stupid to find the information, Dave. Is it painful being as
stupid as you are, Dave? Because your displays of stupidity are
painful to watch. LOL

And there is no proof that his outing his homo daddy originated anywhere
but with him.

Except it was a quote from Nash Reed Eaks about his "homo daddy"
(Dave's words) Trailer Trash Tony Ray Eaks. LOL

Total fucking loser...

Says the loser spending all night obsessively burrowing through the
internet trying to find information about the guy kicking the living
shit out of him. LOL
--
Proof that Lamey is Anton Ray Eaks:
Message-ID: <kus7dj$bh0$***@news.mixmin.net>

Just say no to drugs, kids!
http://bayimg.com/PaPeeaaFn <--- LOL!
http://bayimg.com/JakEhaAFL <--- LOL!

Pissbum is humping Howdy Doody:
http://bayimg.com/hApflaafn <-- LOL!

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Unit 66. Trailer Trash Tony is a single-wide pissbum! Bwahahahaaa!

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
============================================================

Can you prove this single wide trailer thing? Or is it
just another attempt to try and "act" better than me? LOL

Yeah, I can now prove "this single wide trailer thing", Trailer Trash
Tony. Which by your own admission makes me better than you. LOL

So I was right about everything I wrote about you... which makes you a
pissbum, Pissbum. LOL

http://coloradovoters.info/0005/59023.html
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Anton Ray Eaks was born in 1953 and he registered to vote, giving his
address as 21980 HWY 285 UNIT 66, FAIRPLAY, PARK COUNTY, COLORADO
80440. His telephone number is 1-719-477-3574. His voting status is:
Active. He is unaffiliated.
VOTER_ID: 559023
COUNTY_CODE: 47
COUNTY: Park
LAST_NAME: EAKS
FIRST_NAME: ANTON
MIDDLE_NAME: RAY
NAME_SUFFIX:
VOTER_NAME: EAKS, ANTON RAY
STATUS_CODE: A
PRECINCT_NAME: 5026047001
ADDRESS_LIBRARY_ID: 4553
HOUSE_NUM: 21980
HOUSE_SUFFIX:
PRE_DIR:
STREET_NAME: HWY 285
STREET_TYPE:
POST_DIR:
UNIT_TYPE: UNIT
UNIT_NUM: 66
ADDRESS_NON_STD:
RESIDENTIAL_ADDRESS: 21980 HWY 285 UNIT 66
RESIDENTIAL_CITY: FAIRPLAY
RESIDENTIAL_STATE: CO
RESIDENTIAL_ZIP_CODE: 80440
RESIDENTIAL_ZIP_PLUS:
EFFECTIVE_DATE: 07/31/2012
REGISTRATION_DATE: 07/31/2012
STATUS: Active
STATUS_REASON:
BIRTH_YEAR: 1953
CONFIDENTIAL: NO
GENDER: Male
PRECINCT: 5026047001
SPLIT: 001.017
VOTER_STATUS_ID: 1
PARTY: UAF
PARTY_AFFILIATION_DATE: 10/31/2001
PHONE_NUM: 719-477-3574
MAILING_ADDRESS_1: PO BOX 473
MAILING_ADDRESS_2:
MAILING_ADDRESS_3:
MAILING_CITY: FAIRPLAY
MAILING_STATE: CO
MAILING_ZIP_CODE: 80440
MAILING_ZIP_PLUS: 0473
MAILING_COUNTRY: UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
PERMANENT_MAIL_IN_VOTER: Yes
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

NOTE: That phone number is the Alcoholics Anonymous hot-line at South
Park Christian Chapel:
921 Castello Ave.
Fairplay, CO

Trailer Trash Tony is *such* a drunkard that when he registered to
vote, he put down the AA DrunkieLine as his phone number! LOL

A map of the gravel quarry / junkyard / trailer park where Trailer
Trash Tony rented his shitty single-wide trailer for only $675 / month
(and still couldn't pay the rent, and got evicted! LOL):
https://www.google.com/maps/place/21980+Hwy+285+%2366,+Fairplay,+CO+80440/@39.2157874,-105.9922529,346m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x876ae8155a400885:0xfb9ff5490348163d

Unit 66:
This is a 3 bd/2ba single-wide trailer.
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.318572058245476.1073741834.131803693588981&type=1&_fb_noscript=1

SPANKY-SPANKY! (tm)

<snicker>
============================================================

Lamey the alcoholic wife-beating outer-filthing drug-addict:
Message-ID: <lfjfe7$b3t$***@news.mixmin.net>

Pissbum groveled. LOL
Pissbum lost. LOL!
Message-ID: <lchuas$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>

Cowardly Pissbum gets caught in lie after lie. LOL!
Message-ID: <l0rfde$hv8$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l0smsq$fcq$***@news.mixmin.net>

Lamey the forger, busted and scrambling for cover like a coward:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/2oWKmfnSPEA/RE_35HZp8qAJ
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/2oWKmfnSPEA/-RZxQp6TAe4J
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

cipher

2014-08-15 20:18:41 UTC

On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 18:33:39 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Except it was a quote from Nash Reed Eaks about his "homo daddy" (Dave's
words) Trailer Trash Tony Ray Eaks. LOL

So you'll be posting proof of the original "Any Day Now", right?

<snicker>

Waiting....

Checkmate

2014-08-15 20:29:42 UTC

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Post by cipher
On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 18:33:39 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Except it was a quote from Nash Reed Eaks about his "homo daddy" (Dave's
words) Trailer Trash Tony Ray Eaks. LOL

So you'll be posting proof of the original "Any Day Now", right?
<snicker>
Waiting....

Right after he posts a picture of his imaginary Lotus, uh-huh.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-16 05:02:09 UTC

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

Post by cipher
On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 18:33:39 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood
Vote Wrangler Emeritus Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets

Except it was a quote from Nash Reed Eaks about his "homo daddy" (Dave's
words) Trailer Trash Tony Ray Eaks. LOL

So you'll be posting proof of the original "Any Day Now", right?

Go fetch, just like I did... or are you too stupid to find it?

<snicker>

Post by cipher
Waiting....

Try holding your breath and stamping your feetz, kook. That oughta
help.

Oh, and melt down more... that'll really help.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8rb$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>

cipher

2014-08-16 09:42:29 UTC

On Sat, 16 Aug 2014 07:02:09 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

Post by cipher
On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 18:33:39 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Except it was a quote from Nash Reed Eaks about his "homo daddy"
(Dave's words) Trailer Trash Tony Ray Eaks. LOL

So you'll be posting proof of the original "Any Day Now", right?

Go fetch, just like I did... or are you too stupid to find it?

It doesn't exist, beyond the origination point: You Fakey...

The post, your homo daddy wailing, was your original, it never existed
'till YOU posted it...

Spin it anyway you want to, facts is facts kook...

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-16 17:10:19 UTC

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

Post by cipher
On Sat, 16 Aug 2014 07:02:09 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

Post by cipher
On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 18:33:39 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Except it was a quote from Nash Reed Eaks about his "homo daddy"
(Dave's words) Trailer Trash Tony Ray Eaks. LOL

So you'll be posting proof of the original "Any Day Now", right?

Go fetch, just like I did... or are you too stupid to find it?

It doesn't exist, beyond the origination point: You Fakey...

So you admit you're too stupid to find it. LOL

Post by cipher
The post, your homo daddy wailing, was your original, it never existed
'till YOU posted it...

Sure it did. You're just too stupid to find it. You've tacitly
admitted it above. LOL

Post by cipher
Spin it anyway you want to, facts is facts kook...

Facts is facts, kook:

Chimpy wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's words)
of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words)
from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words)
that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the tube"
(Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words) and
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

And "this isn't something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words),
"this is something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because
"nobody plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's
words), so it had to be Chimpy's "own personal experience" (Chimpy's
words).

Good of you to admit that Chimpy is misattributing a quote in his
desperate attempt at diverting attention away from his admissions to
being a "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's
words).

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8rb$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>

Checkmate

2014-08-15 20:23:50 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Post by cipher
On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 02:00:46 -0600, Lamey The Cabal Guy Inscribed upon

On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 05:53:20 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote

Post by Checkmate
He had no problem posting a picture of his cheap-ass motorcycle,

That "cheap-ass motorcycle" is a 1600 cc BMW, you idiot.

No it wasn't.

Post by cipher

Like he said.

Post by Checkmate
but posting a picture of the Lotus he doesn't have was a whole
different story. Just one of the many ways I've spanked him.

Translation: No Lotus.

Translation: No lotus.

I did a search for "Giant Killer" and found nothing that proves that Fakey
owns a lotus. There are a few articles on some lotus forums that have
that term, but nothing to prove that Fakey has one...
Misdirection and bullshit...
He has no lotus, end of fucking story.
And there is no proof that his outing his homo daddy originated anywhere
but with him.
Total fucking loser...

...with an imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-16 04:10:16 UTC

First check out what Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr., the tranny sucking,
woman beating, underage cam whore watching, kiddie-stalking
pedophile, extortionist, suicide-threat-begging,

Post by cipher
And there is no proof that his outing his homo daddy originated anywhere
but with him.

Fakey is trying to claim that Checky was the one who wrote the words
but the MID and the headers of the message shows that FAKEY was the
TRUE poster of his father.

"the TRUE poster of his father" LOL

Emmett's so stupid he doesn't even know what he's posting. LOL

Fakey is trying to spin doctor his own words onto someone else via
the replies

Drunk, high or just your usual stupid, Emmett? LOL

He originally put the statement in quotes, claiming that it came from
Lamey's son,

Wrong. I said it came from Nash Reed Eaks, son of Trailer Trash Tony
Ray Eaks. Lamey denies being Trailer Trash Tony Ray Eaks.

Chimpy's an outer-filthing piece of shit. LOL

who doesn't even post here.

Who said that quote from Nash Reed Eaks came from here, Chimpy? LOL

The story came straight out of his own

You mean straight out of Nash Reed Eaks's own... LOL

sick and twisted mind, complete with intimate details about his
own homodaddy

You mean Nash Reed Eaks's own homodaddy, Trailer Trash Tony Ray
Eaks... LOL

"rubbing his belly" when he wanted sex. No normal person
comes up with very specific details like that, unless they already think
that way or have lived through it.

Oh, I completely agree... Nash Reed Eaks lived it. And thus far, Tony
Ray Eaks hasn't denied it. LOL

So when *you* wrote the following quotes, you couldn't have been just
coming up with very specific details like that, unless you already
think that way, or had lived through it:
================================================================
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
================================================================

SPANKY-SPANKY! (tm)

<snicker>

Fakey is one sick puppy!

You mean Chimpy is one sick puppy. Your own words prove it, you
testicle tonguing twiddlepoop.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

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all branches of the same malignant tree.

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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-16 05:45:35 UTC

First check out what Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking
Scam-Running Drug-Dealing Child-Endangering Tax-Evading
Unemployable Racist High-School-Dropout Pissbum (aka
Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of Canon City, CO),

SmackdowN of teh fakster.

That's his standard MO. Anybody who has ever bothered to click on his
MID collection has arrived at that same conclusion, and several have
said so, right here in this forum.

Lying faggot. LOL

Just one example:
MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

You were forced to admit you wrote those words. You even took to
calling your gay Jersey friend "Big Gay Guido". LOL

SPANKY-SPANKY! (tm)

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

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cipher

2014-08-16 09:40:04 UTC

On Sat, 16 Aug 2014 08:46:22 +0100, Sn!pe Inscribed upon the Golden

Post by Checkmate
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

Fakey is trying to claim that Checky was the one who wrote the words
but the MID and the headers of the message shows that FAKEY was the
TRUE poster of his father.
Fakey is trying to spin doctor his own words onto someone else via
the replies

SmackdowN of teh fakster.

That's his standard MO. Anybody who has ever bothered to click on his
MID collection has arrived at that same conclusion, and several have
said so, right here in this forum.

Correct. They all point to Flakey's own articles - fine proof, that is.

Which is to say Fakey's fakes begin and end at the fake point of origin.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-16 17:26:17 UTC

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker (aka Steve Hall), in

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Chimpy D. PickleTickler the Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp,
wearing his little organ grinder monkey hat and riding his

SmackdowN of teh fakster.

That's his standard MO. Anybody who has ever bothered to click on his
MID collection has arrived at that same conclusion, and several have
said so, right here in this forum.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Correct. They all point to Flakey's own articles - fine proof, that is.

Sure, they all point to my own 'articles'... it's more difficult for a
bootfucked and scrambling kook to remove my 'articles' than it is for
him to remove his own.

But you'll note my 'articles' contain the MID of the post responded
to, and the unedited words of said kook being thusly bootfucked.

Chimpy was forced to admit to same over the "Big Gay Guido" affair:
Just one example:
MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

<snicker>
--
---------------------------------------------
Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker squawked, in
<news:1l9enri.1boemg21mhmo5lN%***@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>:
"If you want to know about bird sex, just ask me."

Steve Hall fucks birds. LOL

Slow bird sex... if Tr!pe chickenfucks fast, he turns blue. LOL
Too much chickenspooge clogging up his lungs. LOL
That's why he's too stupid to do simple math. Lack of oxygen. LOL
That also explains his rampant paranoia. Hypoxic brain damage. LOL
And his segue to human penis... birds aren't enough for him now. LOL

Maths Fail:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Paranoia Will Destroy Ya:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Tr!pe The Penis Obsessed Poof:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
---------------------------------------------

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8rb$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>

Mr On!on

2014-08-16 17:39:53 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

Frenzied Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus (Flakey)

Correct. They all point to Flakey's own articles - fine proof, that is.

Sure, they all point to my own 'articles'

Fuck off, Flakey, we're talking about you, not to you.

--
\|/
(((Ï))) Green as you like.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

2014-08-16 19:43:23 UTC

Post by Checkmate
He had no problem posting a picture of his cheap-ass motorcycle, but
posting a picture of the Lotus he doesn't have was a whole different
story. Just one of the many ways I've spanked him.

Fakey outed himself with that BMW picture. It's the same
one he posted to asa several years ago when he used to
post over there. I thought it was Jap crap and called
it *rice*. He was quick to point out it was a BMW.

But, I'm not gonna out him because if I do he will then
turn around and out me.

You should fear Fakey. I do.

--
Sir Gregory

cipher

2014-08-16 20:38:11 UTC

On Sat, 16 Aug 2014 15:43:23 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. Inscribed upon

Fakey outed himself with that BMW picture. It's the same one he posted
to asa several years ago when he used to post over there. I thought it
was Jap crap and called it *rice*. He was quick to point out it was a
BMW.
But, I'm not gonna out him because if I do he will then turn around and
out me.
You should fear Fakey. I do.

You don't have the info or the balls to out fakey...

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-17 03:44:57 UTC

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

On Sat, 16 Aug 2014 15:43:23 -0400, Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer

On Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:53:27 -0700, Chimpy D. PickleTickler
the Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp, wearing his little
organ grinder monkey hat and riding his picklecycle (aka

You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out from
under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to. Faggot. LOL

Fakey outed himself with that BMW picture. It's the same one he posted
to asa several years ago when he used to post over there. I thought it
was Jap crap and called it *rice*. He was quick to point out it was a
BMW.
But, I'm not gonna out him because if I do he will then turn around and
out me.
You should fear Fakey. I do.

Now Steve "Tr!pe The Hypoxic ChickenFucker" Hall and Chimpy D.
PickleTickler are gonna spend the next month going over every single
post to asa to try to out me.

Thanks, Gargles, you asshole. Now they're gonna out me, and all the
fun being had will come to an end.

You don't have the info

He does now.

or the balls to out fakey...

He won't, because he knows I know something about him that'd embarrass
the hell out of him. Far worse than his penchant for sucking off
trannies.

Right, Gargles?

<evil snicker>
--
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!

<snicker>

cipher

2014-08-17 11:59:17 UTC

On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
He won't, because he knows I know something about him that'd embarrass
the hell out of him. Far worse than his penchant for sucking off
trannies.
Right, Gargles?

If you had it, you'd have posted it by now...

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-17 16:32:16 UTC

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

Post by cipher
On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet

If you had it, you'd have posted it by now...

Gargles and I are in detente. Mutually assured destruction and all
that.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8rb$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>

cipher

2014-08-17 22:01:25 UTC

On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 18:32:16 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook), in

Post by cipher
On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

If you had it, you'd have posted it by now...

Gargles and I are in detente. Mutually assured destruction and all that.
<snicker>

Bullshit...

Gargles ain't smart enough and you ain't got the goods...

Checkmate

2014-08-18 00:21:58 UTC

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Gargles and I are in detente.

Is that what they call a big wet-hot 69 these days? LOL!
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-18 03:38:59 UTC

First check out what Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Gargles and I are in detente.

Is that what they call a big wet-hot 69 these days? LOL!

No, that's what they call Chimpy gaying up yet another thread as he
textfaps about men having "a big wet-hot 69". LOL

Why do you think a 69 between men is "wet-hot" (Chimpy's words), you
faggot? LOL
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

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Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
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pandora

2014-08-17 18:22:46 UTC

Post by cipher
On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

If you had it, you'd have posted it by now...

Indeed.

Sn!pe

2014-08-17 21:58:55 UTC

Post by cipher
On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

If you had it, you'd have posted it by now...

Indeed.

Abso-bloody-lutely. He simply wouldn't be able to
resist a chance to gloat. All wind and piss, that faker.

Hey, Flakey, shit or get off the pot.

--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.

Checkmate

2014-08-18 00:20:17 UTC

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Checkmate!

Post by cipher
On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

If you had it, you'd have posted it by now...

Indeed.

Same goes for that picture of his invisible Lotus.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

cipher

2014-08-18 00:38:12 UTC

On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 17:20:17 -0700, Checkmate Inscribed upon the Golden

Post by Checkmate
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Post by cipher
On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
He won't, because he knows I know something about him that'd
embarrass the hell out of him. Far worse than his penchant for
sucking off trannies.
Right, Gargles?

If you had it, you'd have posted it by now...

Indeed.

Same goes for that picture of his invisible Lotus.

Invisible my ass, it would have to exist first...

pandora

2014-08-18 01:31:54 UTC

Post by Checkmate
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Post by cipher
On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
He won't, because he knows I know something about him that'd
embarrass the hell out of him. Far worse than his penchant for
sucking off trannies.
Right, Gargles?

If you had it, you'd have posted it by now...

Indeed.

Same goes for that picture of his invisible Lotus.

Definitely agreed.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

2014-08-18 01:36:54 UTC

Are you thinking that Gregory Hall is hawt and you want
desperately to bed him down?

Definitely agreed.

Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my
liking. I never was a tit man.

--
Sir Gregory

pandora

2014-08-18 01:59:23 UTC

Are you thinking that Gregory Hall is hawt and you want desperately to
bed him down?

Definitely agreed.

Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my liking. I never
was a tit man.

YOU forget about it you post editing fool.

Ms. Kitty

2014-08-18 05:33:25 UTC

Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my liking. I never
was a tit man.

YOU forget about it you post editing fool.

Just ignore him, just like I did with the "fat ass" comments. Next it will
be bedbugs again, then his bucket. heh

Checkmate

2014-08-18 07:48:01 UTC

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Checkmate!

Are you thinking that Gregory Hall is hawt and you want
desperately to bed him down?

Definitely agreed.

Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my
liking. I never was a tit man.

Or even a man, for that matter.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Ms. Kitty

2014-08-18 08:00:19 UTC

Are you thinking that Gregory Hall is hawt and you want
desperately to bed him down?

Definitely agreed.

Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my
liking. I never was a tit man.

Or even a man, for that matter.

Ouch! LOL

Past my bedtime. . .

Checkmate

2014-08-18 08:14:57 UTC

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Checkmate!

Are you thinking that Gregory Hall is hawt and you want
desperately to bed him down?

Definitely agreed.

Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my
liking. I never was a tit man.

Or even a man, for that matter.

Ouch! LOL
Past my bedtime. . .

Shall I tuck you in?
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Ms. Kitty

2014-08-18 08:33:19 UTC

Are you thinking that Gregory Hall is hawt and you want
desperately to bed him down?

Definitely agreed.

Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my
liking. I never was a tit man.

Or even a man, for that matter.

Ouch! LOL
Past my bedtime. . .

Shall I tuck you in?

I wish! heh

Don't buy that first farm near St. Louis, it's a big mistake!

Checkmate

2014-08-18 19:59:35 UTC

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Checkmate!

Are you thinking that Gregory Hall is hawt and you want
desperately to bed him down?

Definitely agreed.

Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my
liking. I never was a tit man.

Or even a man, for that matter.

Ouch! LOL
Past my bedtime. . .

Shall I tuck you in?

I wish! heh
Don't buy that first farm near St. Louis, it's a big mistake!

It's not that close to Saint Louis, but why do you think it would be a
mistake?

I'm watching another one that's dirt cheap, but it's got a crappy little
house on it, and the layout would make it much harder to defend when the
shit hits the fan and the hoards of unprepared assholes start getting
restless. The first one can be easily secured with two sets of security
gates that you would have to get through, and a gun tower.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

fester

2014-08-18 11:42:43 UTC

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my
liking. I never was a tit man.

Stick with your shemales, Neal, ya pathetic colon cowboy.

Checkmate

2014-08-18 20:16:17 UTC

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Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my
liking. I never was a tit man.

Stick with your shemales, Neal, ya pathetic colon cowboy.

Greggie's more of a sphincter spelunker.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

2014-08-18 22:23:40 UTC

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my
liking. I never was a tit man.

Stick with your shemales, Neal, ya pathetic colon cowboy.

Greggie's more of a sphincter spelunker.

. . . while you're a rectum-fracking fool!

Checkmate

2014-08-18 23:46:15 UTC

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Checkmate!

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Forget about it. You are too old. Rhonda is more to my
liking. I never was a tit man.

Stick with your shemales, Neal, ya pathetic colon cowboy.

Greggie's more of a sphincter spelunker.

. . . while you're a rectum-fracking fool!

Is that what happens when you drink Andre's pink champaign... you end up
getting your tailpipe fracked?
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

2014-08-17 15:21:29 UTC

On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote

TRUCE!!!!

Checkmate

2014-08-17 15:35:40 UTC

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Checkmate!

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote

TRUCE!!!!

There's something real fishy goin' on here. Are Fakey and Gweggles
playing a cod game?
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

cipher

2014-08-17 16:06:45 UTC

On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 08:46:48 -0700, Emmett Gulley, Gregory Hall's Owner

Post by Checkmate
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Checkmate!

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 05:44:57 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote

TRUCE!!!!

There's something real fishy goin' on here. Are Fakey and Gweggles
playing a cod game?

playing for trouser trout

Well, they did serve in the Rump Rangers together...

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-18 16:50:28 UTC

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Ms. Kitty (aka Debbie the Menopausal Stalking FagHag), in

Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing
Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist High-School-Dropout
Pissbum (aka Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of Canon City, CO),

On Sun, 17 Aug 2014 09:56:32 -0700 (PDT), Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr.,
the tranny sucking, woman beating, underage cam whore watching,
kiddie-stalking pedophile, extortionist, suicide-threat-begging,
death-threat-making convicted felon pissbum

On Sunday, August 17, 2014 12:32:15 PM UTC-4, Friendly Neighborhood Vote

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr., the tranny sucking, woman beating, underage
cam whore watching, kiddie-stalking pedophile, extortionist,
suicide-threat-begging, death-threat-making convicted felon pissbum,

playing for trouser trout

You misspelled 'paying', Emmett. LOL

Nope, sure didn't misspell it because it was a reply to checky telling him
you and greg are PLAYING for trouser trout!
SMACK FUCKING DOWN YA MORONIC IDIOT!

Fakey is famious for spinning and editing, That's why no one likes
him.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
And why are you "paying for trouser trout", Emmett?
Do you miss the prison showers?
Is *that* where all the money that people sent you went to?
Because it sure didn't go to paying your rent.
And why did you make your first offer to Chimpy?
Because you know he's as gay as Gargles, who'll have nothing to do
with you now?
<snicker>
--
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
=====================================
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
"If you see a dick, suck it."
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
"Pump a rump."
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).
One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.
"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"
But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."
The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.
When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================
<snicker>
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Why in the hell are you and emmett so fucking stupid
that you cannot crop out a signature line.

</menopausal rant>

Debbie the Stalking Menopausal FagHag is mad that the fag she's
drooling over is being proven to be a fag... don't be mad, Debbie...
you should be happy he's so gay, considering that you're a faghag.

Oh, no, wait... you're mad that he's being proven to be a fag because
by corollary it proves you to be a faghag, which you don't want to be
known as.

See how that works, FagHag?

<snicker>

<menopausal rant>

You repeat it over and over. Emmett will have to pay
a billion dollars for printing when he sues someone,
because he and Lamey apparently, and % too sometimes,
cannot simply crop a signature. IQ=65

</menopausal rant>

A bit optimistic on the IQ, there, Debbie. LOL

Emmett's operating at about IQ 55, Trailer Trash Tony is hovering
around IQ 60... except when he's drunk, then he falls down around IQ
24. LOL

So Emmett's a solid moron, whereas Trailer Trash Tony is usually a
moron but declines to full-on idiot when he's drunk. LOL

But thanks for confirming that they're both mentally retarded.

%'s intelligence doesn't factor into the equation... he just does it
to piss you off. And now that he knows it pisses you off, he'll likely
do it more often. It wouldn't surprise me if he started including
..sigs where there were none to begin with. LOL

Of course, *you* didn't snip the .sig, either... which puts you in the
moron IQ range, too... and a frothy CAPSbleating moron, too. LOL

If you had nuts, they'd have an imprint of your own shoe right about
now. LOL

<menopausal rant>

NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF, AND I MEAN IT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

</menopausal rant>

Yeah! Because she's only into hardcore fags like Chimpy!

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8rb$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-18 17:21:38 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Ms. Kitty (aka Debbie the Menopausal Stalking FagHag), in

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Chimpy D. PickleTickler the Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp, wearing
his little organ grinder monkey hat and riding his picklecycle (aka

First check out what Ms. Kitty (aka Debbie the Menopausal

Why in the hell are you and emmett so fucking stupid that you cannot crop
out a signature line. You repeat it over and over. Emmett will have to
pay a billion dollars for printing when he sues someone, because he and
Lamey apparently, and % too sometimes, cannot simply crop a signature.
IQ=65

It's because I own Fakey,

Is that why I booted your sorry ass up one side of Usenet and down the
other, catching you in lie after lie, forcing you into frothy
wee-hours meltdowns, and forcing you to concede defeat by running
away? Four times? LOL

lock, stock and barrel. He needs those giant
sigs to prove how much I own him.

Chimpy tries stating the exact opposite of reality and hoping anyone
will believe it. Meanwhile, he's obsessively mentioning me in every
thread he participates in, he's doing so in the wee hours of the
morning, and he spends the overwhelming majority of his day bleating
out his butthurt after having received the ass-kicking of a lifetime
from his Usenet Lord and Master, from which he ran like a little
spankard bitch.

<snicker>

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
No, it's not.

Chimpy's gambit to k'lame his ownership of that which he does not own
fails spectacularly and immediately. LOL

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Anyone who cannot crop a signature line is beyond the stupid
scale.

You didn't "crop" the signature in your original menopausal ranting
post, either, Debbie... putting you "beyond the stupid scale"
(Debbie's words). LOL

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
And that's my story and I'm sticking to it! ;-p

You do that, Beyond The Stupid Scale. LOL

You're the same stupid bint who's still sniffing around Chimpy the
SuperFaggot after he called you all sorts of names and told you to
fuck off... because he's not interested in women.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8rb$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>

Ms. Kitty

2014-08-18 05:27:09 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out from
under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to. Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Checkmate

2014-08-18 07:51:02 UTC

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out from
under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to. Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as it's
gonna get for Fakey.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Ms. Kitty

2014-08-18 08:36:55 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out from
under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to. Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as it's
gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

Sn!pe

2014-08-18 08:49:06 UTC

Ms. Kitty <***@kitty.now> wrote:

[...]

"Frenzied Neighborhood Vote Wanker Emeritus" (Flakey)

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out from
under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to. Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as it's
gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

I've wondered that for a while; [shrug] who cares...

--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.

fester

2014-08-18 11:49:17 UTC

Post by Sn!pe
[...]

"Frenzied Neighborhood Vote Wanker Emeritus" (Flakey)

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out from
under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to. Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as it's
gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

I've wondered that for a while; [shrug] who cares...

Obviously you do, Stevie, you see Fakey in yer sleep.

Sn!pe

2014-08-18 11:58:44 UTC

Post by Sn!pe
[...]

"Frenzied Neighborhood Vote Wanker Emeritus" (Flakey)

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out from
under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to. Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as it's
gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

I've wondered that for a while; [shrug] who cares...

Obviously you do, Stevie, you see Fakey in yer sleep.

[yawn]

Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

--
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My pet rock Gordon just is.

fester

2014-08-18 12:56:06 UTC

Post by Sn!pe
[...]

"Frenzied Neighborhood Vote Wanker Emeritus" (Flakey)

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out from
under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to. Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as it's
gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

I've wondered that for a while; [shrug] who cares...

Obviously you do, Stevie, you see Fakey in yer sleep.

[yawn]

LOL! Still dreaming of him I see.

Post by Sn!pe
Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

Run away, Stevie!

Sn!pe

2014-08-18 15:14:09 UTC

[...]

Post by fester
Obviously you do, Stevie, you see Fakey in yer sleep.

[yawn]

LOL! Still dreaming of him I see.

Post by Sn!pe
Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

Run away, Stevie!

[spits on ground, saunters off, sneering]

--
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My pet rock Gordon just is.

fester

2014-08-18 17:17:16 UTC

Post by Sn!pe
[...]

Post by fester
Obviously you do, Stevie, you see Fakey in yer sleep.

[yawn]

LOL! Still dreaming of him I see.

Post by Sn!pe
Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

Run away, Stevie!

[spits on ground, saunters off, sneering]

LOL! Don't go away mad, Stevie, just go away!

Siri Crews

2014-08-18 16:43:11 UTC

Post by fester
LOL! Still dreaming of him I see.

Post by Sn!pe
Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

Run away, Stevie!

Why does this sound familar?

--
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'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.'
Icke's razor: Given two equally plausible explanations, choose the weirder.

Sn!pe

2014-08-18 17:05:02 UTC

Post by fester
LOL! Still dreaming of him I see.

Post by Sn!pe
Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

Run away, Stevie!

Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

^^ ^ ^^

Heh! How do you do that? it's a hoot!

--
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My pet rock Gordon just is.

fester

2014-08-18 17:06:44 UTC

Post by Siri Crews
Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?

Siri Crews

2014-08-18 17:19:56 UTC

Post by Siri Crews
Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

http://www.siripornstar.com

Have fun going blind.

--
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.'
Icke's razor: Given two equally plausible explanations, choose the weirder.

fester

2014-08-18 20:05:51 UTC

Post by Siri Crews
Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

http://www.siripornstar.com
Have fun going blind.

Is that where you fetch your lesbian pron?

Checkmate

2014-08-18 20:17:07 UTC

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Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

http://www.siripornstar.com
Have fun going blind.

Is that where you fetch your lesbian pron?

Google "Lesbian homework session". YOWZA!
--
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Siri Crews

2014-08-18 21:29:12 UTC

Post by Siri Crews
Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

http://www.siripornstar.com
Have fun going blind.

Is that where you fetch your lesbian pron?

ARNOLD: Holly, just get the Hop Drive fixed and get me out of here!
DEBBIE: What's the matter? Aren't you having a good time?
ARNOLD: A good time!?! Lister, I'm going to bed now, by myself, on my
own, alone. If she comes back, tell her I've got a headache or
something.
DAVE: Why, where's she gone?
ARNOLD: She's gone to get some sexy videos. She seems to think seeing
two men together might turn me on.
DAVE: Where are you sleeping?
ARNOLD: I'm not telling you. It's too risky.
DAVE: C'mon, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
ARNOLD: "I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!"

--
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.'
Icke's razor: Given two equally plausible explanations, choose the weirder.

Checkmate

2014-08-18 20:13:16 UTC

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Post by Siri Crews
Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

Fucking insanity! That poor kid, having to grow up that way...
--
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

pandora

2014-08-18 20:43:20 UTC

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Post by Siri Crews
Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

Fucking insanity! That poor kid, having to grow up that way...

Indeed. And she hasn't done anything to warrant that kind of attention.
I feel really sorry for her.

Sn!pe

2014-08-18 20:47:06 UTC

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Post by Siri Crews
Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

Fucking insanity! That poor kid, having to grow up that way...

Indeed. And she hasn't done anything to warrant that kind of attention.
I feel really sorry for her.

I couldn't watch more than a minute or so.
It must be hell having a poison dwarf for a dad.

--
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My pet rock Gordon just is.

pandora

2014-08-18 20:49:56 UTC

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Post by Siri Crews
Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

Fucking insanity! That poor kid, having to grow up that way...

Indeed. And she hasn't done anything to warrant that kind of
attention.
I feel really sorry for her.

I couldn't watch more than a minute or so.
It must be hell having a poison dwarf for a dad.

It certainly must be. I certainly hope for her sake that she manages to
survive that.

Checkmate

2014-08-18 21:03:06 UTC

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Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

Fucking insanity! That poor kid, having to grow up that way...

Indeed. And she hasn't done anything to warrant that kind of attention.
I feel really sorry for her.

I couldn't watch more than a minute or so.
It must be hell having a poison dwarf for a dad.

I hate Tom Cruise. The guy is a total asshole, whacked-out on that
Scientology shit.
--
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

pandora

2014-08-18 21:44:36 UTC

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Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

Fucking insanity! That poor kid, having to grow up that way...

Indeed. And she hasn't done anything to warrant that kind of attention.
I feel really sorry for her.

I couldn't watch more than a minute or so.
It must be hell having a poison dwarf for a dad.

I hate Tom Cruise. The guy is a total asshole, whacked-out on that
Scientology shit.

Agreed, but then no better or worse than other religion worshippers.
Personally, I just don't get the attraction. I much preferred people
like James Garner. I actually met him once, in a bar. He was a very
approachable and likeable person.

Checkmate

2014-08-18 21:02:06 UTC

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Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

Fucking insanity! That poor kid, having to grow up that way...

Indeed. And she hasn't done anything to warrant that kind of attention.
I feel really sorry for her.

The paparazzi shouldn't be allowed to harass people like that, but as
long as people keep patronizing the star-stalker magazines, and people
keep thinking there's something special about people in showbiz that
compels them to worship them, it'll never change.
--
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

pandora

2014-08-18 21:42:15 UTC

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Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

Fucking insanity! That poor kid, having to grow up that way...

Indeed. And she hasn't done anything to warrant that kind of
attention.
I feel really sorry for her.

You make some good points. However, I still feel for the kids of
celebrities. After all, they didn't choose who their parents are/would
be.

Checkmate

2014-08-18 23:44:14 UTC

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Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

And this?
http://youtu.be/IxfIqlRRRNM

Fucking insanity! That poor kid, having to grow up that way...

Indeed. And she hasn't done anything to warrant that kind of attention.
I feel really sorry for her.

You make some good points. However, I still feel for the kids of
celebrities. After all, they didn't choose who their parents are/would
be.

All things considered, a lot of kids end up with much worse.
--
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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Copyright © 2014
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Prussian Blue

2014-08-18 20:07:36 UTC

Post by fester
LOL! Still dreaming of him I see.

Post by Sn!pe
Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

Run away, Stevie!

Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

Mauve. I think I'll paint my penis mauve.

Sn!pe

2014-08-18 20:24:14 UTC

Post by fester
LOL! Still dreaming of him I see.

Post by Sn!pe
Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

Run away, Stevie!

Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

Mauve. I think I'll paint my penis mauve.

<http://www.dm.net/~kevin-a-murphy/2003/03/put-on-that-old-blue-ointment-to-crabs.html>

Prussian Blue, that'll do.

--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.

Siri Crews

2014-08-18 21:13:22 UTC

Post by fester
LOL! Still dreaming of him I see.

Post by Sn!pe
Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

Run away, Stevie!

Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

Mauve. I think I'll paint my penis mauve.

<http://www.dm.net/~kevin-a-murphy/2003/03/put-on-that-old-blue-ointment-to-cr
abs.html>
Prussian Blue, that'll do.

It's a cyanide of iron. Beautiful blue tending a little to gray. Opaque which is
unusual for blues. It good for the sky just before sunrise or after sunset.

--
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.'
Icke's razor: Given two equally plausible explanations, choose the weirder.

Sn!pe

2014-08-18 21:23:22 UTC

Post by fester
LOL! Still dreaming of him I see.

Post by Sn!pe
Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

Run away, Stevie!

Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

Mauve. I think I'll paint my penis mauve.

<http://www.dm.net/~kevin-a-murphy/2003/03/put-on-that-old-blue-ointment-to-crabs.html>
Prussian Blue, that'll do.

It's a cyanide of iron. Beautiful blue tending a little to gray. Opaque which
is unusual for blues. It good for the sky just before sunrise or after sunset.

I like blue, it's my favourite.

#
She's a witch of trouble in electric blue.
In her own mad mind she's in love with you,
With you.
Now what you gonna do?
Strange brew, kill what's inside of you.

--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.

Siri Crews

2014-08-18 22:30:25 UTC

Post by fester
LOL! Still dreaming of him I see.

Post by Sn!pe
Another instance of The Carcinoma for the snubbery, it seems.

Run away, Stevie!

Why does this sound familar?
http://youtu.be/FAnSKN9s7eY

Mauve. I think I'll paint my penis mauve.

<http://www.dm.net/~kevin-a-murphy/2003/03/put-on-that-old-blue-ointment-to-
crabs.html>
Prussian Blue, that'll do.

It's a cyanide of iron. Beautiful blue tending a little to gray. Opaque which
is unusual for blues. It good for the sky just before sunrise or after sunset.

I like blue, it's my favourite.

Phthalocyanine blue (or thalo blue) is a recent blue, saturated near green (with
another colour being phthalocyanine green). Prussian blue and thalo blue make a
good predawn sky, streaking it with white before the blue dries to add cirrus
clouds.

We have four thousand foot mountains to the east and three thousand to the west
so the pre-dawn lasts a long time. Also the sunlight travels from west to east:
west valley is in full light while east side is still in twilight. Sunset goes
the other direction with eastern hills in light after the valley is dark.

I've noticed that DVD transfers convert blah skies to beautiful blue skies.

--
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.'
Icke's razor: Given two equally plausible explanations, choose the weirder.

Checkmate

2014-08-18 20:02:05 UTC

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You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out from
under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to. Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as it's
gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

Nope. I catch the little personality quirks that people inadvertently
overlook, and Greg's profile does not match Fakey's. Fakey is using
socks here, but that's part of the game. I don't attempt to "out" them,
I just play along.
--
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

2014-08-18 20:30:48 UTC

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You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out
from under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to.
Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as it's
gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

that's because 40% of them are you

Checkmate

2014-08-18 20:33:51 UTC

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You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out
from under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to.
Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as it's
gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

that's because 40% of them are you

At least I'm not Zacky.
--
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

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-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

2014-08-18 21:06:02 UTC

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You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out
from under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to.
Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as
it's gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

that's because 40% of them are you

At least I'm not Zacky.

no one is

Checkmate

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You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out
from under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to.
Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as
it's gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

that's because 40% of them are you

At least I'm not Zacky.

no one is

...or ARE they?
--
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

2014-08-18 21:17:59 UTC

Post by Checkmate
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"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus"

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out
from under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to.
Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg! I bet you want a three some.

Greg's got his nose up Fakey's ass today, and that's as good as
it's gonna get for Fakey.

What if they are the same person, like I said on day one? <raises eyebrows>

that's because 40% of them are you

At least I'm not Zacky.

no one is

...or ARE they?

go look

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

2014-08-18 22:27:26 UTC

On Mon, 18 Aug 2014 13:02:05 -0700, Checkmate <***@The.Edge>
wrote:

<...>

Post by Checkmate
I don't attempt to "out" them,
I just play along.

We know, we know. Why not step out of the closet.
Be proud of your sexuality.

--
Sir Gregory

Checkmate

2014-08-18 23:46:51 UTC

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Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
<...>

Post by Checkmate
I don't attempt to "out" them,
I just play along.

We know, we know. Why not step out of the closet.
Be proud of your sexuality.

Suck my clit.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

2014-08-18 16:34:59 UTC

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Ms. Kitty (aka Debbie the Menopausal Stalking FagHag), in

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
You've spanked no one, Chimpy. You couldn't spank your way out from
under a spooge-soaked Kleenex... not that you'd want to. Faggot. LOL

You have a crush on Checky and Greg!

Well, I'm crushing their skulls, if that's what you mean.

Post by Ms. Kitty
I bet you want a three some.

No. But your projection is noted, FagHag.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words) that were like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the
tube" (Chimpy's words) that caused him to become the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions
guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words),
"My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do
us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

===============================
Chimpy likes tickling pickles
His picklecycle is a classic
He visited Greg
Who showed him his peg
But Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin'
and after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition
"Put on this dress and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot
glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas
Greg went to play with his bucket!
===============================

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

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Ms. Kitty

2014-08-18 05:26:11 UTC

I think that was in another ng.

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
But, I'm not gonna out him because if I do he will then
turn around and out me.
You should fear Fakey. I do.

Bring it! LOL

Checkmate

2014-08-18 07:49:52 UTC

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Checkmate!

I think that was in another ng.

He posted it here. It was parked in the driveway of some lower middle-
class neighborhood.

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
But, I'm not gonna out him because if I do he will then
turn around and out me.
You should fear Fakey. I do.

Bring it! LOL

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Ms. Kitty

2014-08-18 08:38:16 UTC

I think that was in another ng.

He posted it here. It was parked in the driveway of some lower middle-
class neighborhood.

Please get me a link, it's important.

Checkmate

2014-08-18 20:15:36 UTC

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Checkmate!

I think that was in another ng.

He posted it here. It was parked in the driveway of some lower middle-
class neighborhood.

Please get me a link, it's important.

I have no idea where it is. It was at least a year ago, probably
longer.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Siri Crews

2014-08-14 21:52:16 UTC

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.

Like Palestine vs Israel, I really can't be arsed about either side.

--
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.'
Icke's razor: Given two equally plausible explanations, choose the weirder.

Checkmate

2014-08-15 00:54:18 UTC

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Checkmate!

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
I sure hate to post this score because I like Checkmate.

Like Palestine vs Israel, I really can't be arsed about either side.

But... but I'm WINNING, for fuck's sake!
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate

2014-08-15 01:02:38 UTC